Retarded burger concepts

Two slices of white bread, torn apart and hit with a torch
Pickled romaine hearts
A sun dried tomato, chopped, in a shotglass then filled with whiskey
Raw, shredded leek
A loose pile of unseasoned, cooked ground meat, surrounded by a small block of salt, 5 peppercorns, a thimble of whole celery seeds, and a Worcester sauce foam
"Artistic" shitsmears of sauces
Served on a square of shale

Comes with a mini fryer-basket full of tempura parsnips and a desert that looks like moss scrapped off a log.

No clue for the toppings, but
> Mix Beef and Chorizo
> Shape meat into a Volcano
> Put a layer of a good melty cheese in the bottom of the pocket, add some hot peppers too
> Crack an Egg into the hole
> Gently fold over the meat to create a pocket
> Experiment with cooking times so the yolk is still runny
> Once you figure that out, serve the Krakatoa Burger

>bun
>Leaf of lettuce
>optional condiments
>Onion
>Tomatoes
>Pickles
>Slice of preferred cheese
>And a mother fucking veggie pattie
>Awww yissssss
>A whole fucking garden between two buns
>Fucking moist as shit right now
>Dick is rock hard
>Vegan as fuck
>Vegan cheese that refuses to melt
>ohyesididnigger

>Gluten-free raisin bread
>Casu marzu
>Cilantro and bayleaf
>Durian
>Sliced century egg
>Escargot patty flambe-cooked with jenkum
>Sauce made of old bacon fat, kiefer, pink himalayan rock salt, tequila and cream of mushroom soup poured over the whole thing
I call it the Demon Slayer, has a nice ring to it don't you think?

Dude. That's a fucking Big Kahuna Burger.

Pretzel buns
chunks of blue cheese
rosemary sprigs
hot mustard
tiny meatballs
cold potato soup spooned over the meatballs

>sourdough bread
>brussel sprouts
>kimchi
>goat milk cheese
>soy patty
>barbeque sauce

now vomit

thats absolutely disgusting

that sounds good tho

>kill op
>Mince his buttocks
>Make burgers

Now

THAT'S

a retarded burger

He asked for retarded burgers, so I went full retard with the recipe.

Sesame seed buns are fucking delicious.

I'm drooling. Actually.

>disc shaped rice patties fried into discs to use as buns
>wasabi mayo
>smoked salmon
>avocado
>kimchi
>another rice patty bun
>cheese on top of the bun
>black sesame seeds on top of the cheese

>yfw it actually tastes delicious

>buns made of dried poo
>the stuff between the buns will consist of curry, peppers, and wet poo
>will be called The Indian

This is a Bob's Buger's thread, they're trying to make you do their job for them.

This sounds really good minus the cheese.

>Poppy seed hard roll
>fig jelly
>buffalo cheese
>pear
>medium rare bundy size burger
jk/lol That burger would rool

>goat cheese a la chevre
>goat cheese a la goat
that is pretty retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

Bread
Burger
Pineapple

Other condiments are optional, but won't save it.

I think Big Boy in Japan had something like this as a special a few years ago. Wasn't shaped like a volcano though but it was a hamburg with a fried egg and cheese inside.

>being so vegan you couldnt even finish typing a normal post without telling everyone you're vegan.

G

whole wheat bun
fried egg
avocado
brie cheese
sirracha
90/10 beef

>90/10 beef

Don't lie fatty

This thread. This fucking thread. This FUCKING THREAD reminded me of the greatest sellout my hometown produced. THE SASEBO BURGER. After some famous movie series was shot in this town containing a scene of a old semi-famous biker burger shop/bar the god damn burger business in this town exploded. Sasebo Burger this Sasebo Burger that. This god damn character was fucking everywhere too.

Back then people would ask where I was from and the reaction was normal. Since this fucking burger my hometown has become a living Meme.

>Where are you from?
>Sasebo
>SASEBO BAAAGAAA!!!

The burger itself isn't even that great.

Chevre is the name of the cheese butthead

Chèvre is also goat in French, hence his comment

It's a retarded name