We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while

We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while.

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>We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while.
>Let's re-post old content that we've seen a hundred times before.

some fresh OC

:^)

That is one weird way of baking a 'go 'za

Oh my good fuck. What the hell is this monstrosity

>family vacation to Disney world
>eat dinner at Mexican place
>uncle orders chicken nuggets and fries
>they don't sell them
>he gets irrate
>server walks across the street to buy frozen nuggets and fries
>they cook them
>he demands ketchup
>they don't have it
>server walks across street to grocery store for ketchup
>uncle complains his food took forever and is cold now
>"let me talk to your manager, BOY"
>entire meal is comped
>the fajitas were actually great
>fuck mickey mouse

FUCKING STOP

Aunt Myrna's Cheese Dessert or something.

If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments

>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions

LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.

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I fucking love the wifey material stuff.

>this thread

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one of my favorite blogs had a food cringe marathon a while back so i have some crispy fresh stories

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Based user with fresh content.

>go to red lobster ( not my fault my mother liked it)
>guy in late 40s comes in with Ranma 1/2 shirt on that is two sizes too small
>no way he knows what that shirt is, someone must have bought it for him or he got it on donation
>he sits down and orders his meal
>a few minutes later they bring out some seafood linguini
>nigga pulls out a pair of chopsticks from his pocket and starts eating

Fucking old weeb.

a Veeky Forums classic

MORE CRISPY CONTENT

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do you know how to keep your man Veeky Forums?

last time i posted this a lot of people actually defended it. is it actually a thing or is it just a ruse

i'm just dumping my food cringe folder at this point
also i don't know what the fuck this is

i'm starting to run out now so

It's a fictional dish from some meme television show.

this is the last thing i'm going to post for now
gg no re

Macaroni and fuck it

Is her man fucking 12?

That has to be a joke

Its like someone tried to make macaroni & cheese but got the recipe from a guy who doesn't speak english

That's obviously macaroni and cheese

This is my favorite picture that gets posted in these threads.

but why does it look like it's in a salad bar?

Probably a school lunch.

>not enjoying milksteak

dat pasta

>decide to enjoy a nice Veeky Forums thread while i have my breakfast meal
>see all the disgusting shit on here
>nearly make fresh oc all over my plate

youtube.com/watch?v=WhBO92_DB7I
MRE collectors/snobs seem very autistic

Military fantasies, it's like they're all 15. What a Cringeworthy faggots.

Nutella with pretzels doesn't sound that bad.

Hi Jack Jr.

This is the sort of dinner my mom used to cook when I was a kid. Utter trash tier bullshit but goddamnit I miss her.

I would eat that

Is this the Jack thread?

>vegan
>chicken

Wut

>vegan
>chicken

Wut

>not liking milk steak
Kys

Nutella tastes like chocolate right?
Chocolate with chips and pretzels sounds fine. Presuming chips means chips and not limp french fries.

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>#vegan
>chicken, cheese
>#paleo
>cheese, bunch of processed bullshit
>#raw
>literally everything is cooked, no vegetables in sight

What. Just what.

>formaggio al kraft

what the fuck is happening in that webm??

Aunt Myrna needs to be killed with fire

Is the lemon cut in any way ?

cum

Milk steak with a side of jelly beans over hard

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senpai what the fuck is that

>milk

That's what I thought but at times it looks like she is about to hurl so wasn't sure if it was something Veeky Forums related.

Pork vaginas in a rich vegetable and pork gravy.

>she

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>Go out to eat
>order steak and chips
>plate comes, it's a burger and chips
>don't want to make a fuss
>eat the burger and chips
>half way through eating waiter comes back and is shocked, says he gave me the wrong meal
>asks why i never told him the steak was mine that he held in his other hand
>say sorry
>spot the person who wanted the burger on the other side of the room
>cut the parts i bit of the burger off
>take it over to them whilst they are eating my steak
>offer them the burger and offer to pay for the expensive steak i ordered
>i leave it on their table and return to mine
>i sit awkwardly for the next 30 minutes
>waiter asks if i want my bill
>charges me for the steak anyway
>as i leave all the staff are staring at me and giggling to themselves
>i turn and laugh along with them and say "it was good pranking you all!"
>i ran out to my car and never returned

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>Mmm, look how juicy that is! Isn't it perfect? Huhhh?

It's a milk steak, nothing wrong with it except it looks like they left in the licorice jelly beans. I don't have anything against licorice, just not with milk steak.

What the fuck is this?

Really though, what is that.

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Is that american cheese or something? I prefer velveeta myself.

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>lobster next to baked beans

Ostrich?

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Let's get back on track

Chocolate coated pretzels are the bomb so it would probably work

so, pasta thread?

Why is there a vagina in that gravy?

Looking at pictures of internment camps and plate of deviled eggs make me feel the same level of sadness.

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am i the only one who cringes at all the pinterest food

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Is that horse meat & melted wine gums?

aaAAAH

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>so much fat

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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It's like if Golem put on a red t-shirt.

Could somebody shop that?

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