At like 1:40... does she really say chicken dick?

At like 1:40... does she really say chicken dick?
comfy, op

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I would say "you look very Korean, get out of Japan"

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>go to yakinikuya near my hotel in Tokyo late at night
>Order the 2 most expensive things (~¥4000 each) in the menu + few cheaper things like tongue and kalbi
>Two drunk dudes in matching suits and lapel pins come to my table and start asking me questions like where I'm from
>They ask me to go to karaoke with them
>Tell them I'm not interested
>They start apologizing profusely and bowing, take a few steps, apologize and bow again, repeat till they're out the door
>Get bill
>About ¥3600 total

waw

Why didnt u go with them pussy

>Order the 2 most expensive things (~¥4000 each)
>Get bill
>About ¥3600 total


are you suggesting there is some kind of racist discount for non-azns in yakinikuya?

ケツ穴を見せて下さい

>Tell them I'm not interested
>They start apologizing profusely

im sure you didn't know, but in Japanese culture, directly saying "no" is more of a "FUCK NO".

I made this mistake several times before I caught on.

I don't know. I asked the girl up front if the bill was right but her English wasn't too good so I just got a smile and a nervous laugh. I swear everyone in that country got nervous when I asked questions. I went I to this small store to buy a little trinket as a gift and the guy kept bowing and apologizing while giving me back too much change for my purchase and wrapping the little cat statue.

i want to marry a girl like that. no weaabo, but she seems so homely and nice.

私はホモ、男です。ルーンにtypeing中止してください。

dumb and scary gaijin.

could you be mistaken for someone who is obviously white? I think this all stems back to the days after the west took control of the country replacing the imperial dynasty and they just saw you as the new overlord.

And she wouldn't even bat an eyelid if you asked her to take a dump on your chest.

Nigga you missed out on some fun. Not only would they have paid for the karaoke+drinks+food, you get to fart around with dudes who are normally uptight as fuck. In Japan, drinking is where you let everything off your chest because come the next day, it's like all that never happened.

thats the typical Japanese girl. nearly all of them are like that.

if they're over 26, they're desperate to get married. just FYI

whoa...back it the fuck up there cowboy. Tell us more about these desperate wifu's.

Why are you so timid and not fun?

If someone approached me like that, I would haven't passed that opportunity up. Son I am disappoint.

Asian women like white men and their giant cocks and money.

what if I've only got one of those three?

he felt his boipucci was in danger or something. he felt intimidated by the crazy japs. lol.

they don't have feminism there. the older they are, the more pressure they feel to get married.

lived in Japan for a few years. didn't catch on to the subtle hints, but I was hit on several times.

got a haircut once, lady was nice, but a little too forward. had a casual conversation, told me she was 30, asked if I would consider marrying a Japanese girl, asked what kind of girls I liked, etc. if I want such a dumbass back then I would have at least led her on a bit to fuck her.

what if they really were gay yakuza that were out to make him star in one of those crazy azn bondage shit vids.

he would have a hell of a story to tell. currently he just has a "i chickened out lel".

I had to be up before 10 the next day and it was already 1 in the morning

That's nine fucking hours, you gigantic pussy. how do you even sleep at night, do you just wrap yourself up in your vigina?

Unless I was spending less than 3 hours with these guys it really wouldn't work out. And at that short a timespan what would be the point?

>Unless I was spending less than 3 hours with these guys

You are such a greedy little faggot, what do you need, an week long continous gangbang? I'm sure some tag team action with two little japos would have changed your life.

>Eating off the floor

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:( this guy gets all the best pussies. Haruka is such a qt!

do you have tattoos?