Veeky Forums humor thread

>when he says "make some more"

wow

29 and I enjoyed them too, especially the Guy Ferreri ones

youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

>scenes of Guy Fieri eating, set to Johnny Cash's "Hurt"

How the fuck does this even happen?

>people dont like jaboody
i never thought this was a hated thing. i always liked the dubs. some are better than others, but still they aint bad. i dont see anyone else doing better dub overs than them

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It's very common practice to remove avocado its like so. It's possible they misunderstood the directions.

People can be very dumb sometimes, video related.
youtu.be/z4lwLUO_SEs

tfw you know he only got that show because his name ended in israel. Not because of talent.

loool 5:40
Why did he miss out eight?

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The le edgy commentary is a little dated but the video is still great.

youtube.com/watch?v=UqQkAf1plfc

here it is without the commentary
youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

Thanks.
>NO BAD PIECES

This is terrible beyond reason, nothing they say is even remotely funny and just watching the retard speak would be much funnier

Watch it without the commentary, everything really falls apart in the second half, plus you get 80s PSAs

>LOOK AT DAT CHEESE GO

his safeserve and knife skills are amazing.

>those moments you can hear him muttering "ah jesus christ I hate this"
Sort of feel bad for the guy

youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

It's like you unintentionally made a list of the best to worst Jaboody dubs

youtube.com/watch?v=pah2yk3Jx50

youtube.com/watch?v=MeQSrGLtStE#t=7.61123

>Fork Cartel
>One and fifteen sixteenths
>Archimedes' principle of watermelons

And that was just from skipping around a little.

I honestly can't tell if this is a troll video or if this guy is legitimately insane.

>muh troll
>he must be retarded!!

How about he is joking around?

youtube.com/watch?v=5JcicqWa1l8

I've seen this clip about 15 times.. and the more I watch it the more convinced i become that he is actually actively having a stroke while this is being filmed (albeit a minor one).

>doesn't bother to wash hands after handling raw chicken and moves on to making a a salad

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Basically anything by Bruno Albouze. I laugh, and it's actually informative.
youtube.com/watch?v=2OAUM0MRgQw

how has this not been posted yet

youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

i miss the cucking with jack threads we used to have, what happened to those?

youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

tom willett is god

theres a piece of raw chicken on the cutting board the entire video.
at least he does a great julia child impression. (11:40)

Holy shit

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

I came here for this

>those subtitles
every little thing about his videos are amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8
a real cookingkino

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youtube.com/watch?v=akI8ibPQg6Y
let's make castle cake

This belongs in a Tim and Eric sketch

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Arrested Development was a great show. Thanks for reminding me about it, asshole.

Jack seems chill as fuck

It's like I'm watching an execution on LiveLeak.

What the actual fuck did I just watch? Why is there a fucking toilet in his fucking kitchen?

>letting dollar bills touch your food

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>he likes charred grilled cheese

im in love

I have seen the web many time, but knowing the atual ingridients makes it way more disgusting.

It's big city livin' in DEFINITELY NON-flyover, first world New York City!

you gotta come up with a better filename for that screenshot

what in tthe fuck is up with this guy and how is he so popular?

i'm working on a compilation of dumb posters if anyone has any

he's an actor and a decent troll from the looks of it

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seething

then you are still alive

Jesus fuck this is fantastic

Please.... please tell me this is a joke. People don't actually cook like this, right? Please?

OC feel free to save a copy for yourself I have plenty

this made me laugh harder than it should have

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moar

Fuck off with your cancerous "humor"

has anyone here made this and tried it?
I kind of want to

that poor poor pedophile

>the fork cartel

>peanut
>butter
WHY

mods hate anything remotely fun

this is the best video star has ever done

The Jamie Oliver one is funny, too.

Based Tom Willet is on a lvl you will never reach.

Jack threads belong on /tv/.
They are not relevant to Veeky Forums.

Replace the pimentos with maraschino cherries, the pepper with the green maraschino cherries, the celery with apple, and the cheese with candied orange peel, it probably wouldn't be as horrifying. What do you want to bet Aunt Myrna F-ed up the ingredients and went by what looked right instead of what was right.

shit-post-y*

FTFY

We have a shit janitor.
We survived for over a decade without a janitor so I don't know why we suddenly need one now.
Especially when this one just removes threads that are against his personal tastes. This is why jack and joey threads are gone but a thread titled "what's some good cucking food? Should I cook my bull anything?" stays up until it's pushed off.

I honestly hope our janitor has a heart attack

Great, Epic, Only has the good parts! I don't even know what to say anymore. Are there even any cooking shows today, what can compare?
A fine example of a Veeky Forums specimen also.

there used to be an option on the reporting system that included advertisements, but since that's gone half the threads here are fastfood garbage.

The appearance of Jack threads is both a terrible combination food related content, and a handful of pathetics that actually enjoy who he is, because the Veeky Forums fanbase has become that level of low-lifes.

recipe threads are no longer a thing because they get washed out after a day from all the fastfood shitposting.

there is also a constant bickering between the US and yurop, and who has the shitier food.

throw in a mongrel moderatior with purple-dyed hair who bans racial slurs, and you have no reason to post anything other than memes and garbage all day long.

the whole site is like this now, /mu/ and /tv/ are basically obscure and terrible for the sake of being just that, /sp/ has been sterilized into a text-based FIFA adventure, and /pol/ is the new overlord.

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>throw in a mongrel moderatior with purple-dyed hair who bans racial slurs,
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
No problems here
>POO IN LOO PAJEET PAJEET
No problems here
>CHING CHONG DING DONG SNEAK ATTACK NIP GOOKS SHOULD OF DROPPED MORE BOMBS LOL GUTTER OIL
No problems here
>WETBACK BEANER GO BACK TO MEXICO TACO BELL GIVES ME THE DIARRHEA
No problems here
>Isn't it interesting how white people don't like spicy food?
USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST

Also food and cooking

maybe you wont delete this shitpost from the other thread this time, faggot

I find it interesting that you used "faggot" as a slur when you posted a picture of a mostly naked man bending over and presenting his buttocks to an unseen person, why do you save stuff like that? Are you, like the Florida shooter, some kind of self-hating homosexual?

>making things up

ok fag

how can one man be so retarded, like what the fuck is this pie

>goza