Don't ask why but I can't get to most of my food, all I have is a faucet, a bowl, a plastic spoon and lots of bagged noodles. It's 1 AM and I just woke up and won't be able to get to my real food until like 8.
Could I cook these noodles with hot sink water and maybe cover the bowl with something?
I don't really want to starve tonight.
there a 7/11 or its like around you? should be able to get actual boiling water there
I'd have to walk and it's not close enough to warrant walking the streets at midnight.
The noodles are these tiny elbow macaroni, not ramen shit by the way.
Maybe prop the bowl so it's tilted, place noodles in the bowl, and continously but slowly run hot water into the bowl. Depending on t
The temp of the water you can get*
The water's hot enough to scold my hands, for what it's worth. I have all night so I can do that, thanks.
Even boiling water turns the outside to glue before the inside stops being hard.
IDK about microwaving, maybe that would work?
>IDK about microwaving, maybe that would work?
A faucet, a bowl, a plastic spoon.
also I'm trying 's suggestion and propping the bowl with a pen(so add a pen to that list) so it can tilt. One noodle fell out when I first tried but I'm doing a slower stream now.
>The water's hot enough to scold my hands, for what it's worth.
You should tell your hands to stop being assholes.
I think I overcooked it, this is awful. If this ever happens again I'm at least bringing some salt.
How to ruin pasta: Stupid teenager did something retarded and was grounded Edition
I wish I had being a teenager as an excuse but I'm 21.
What kind of shit life do you lead where you can't use the kitchen? Are you literally living in your parents basement, and you're resorting to eating sink-noodles because your parents don't let you upstairs when they're asleep?
More or less, it's not a basement and not my parents and I'm not being disallowed so much as not being a dick and knocking on the door at 1 AM because I don't have my life together.
You should buy a hot plate.
Probably but this isn't supposed to be a regular thing. I usually have access to the kitchen just didn't want to wake people up due my own problems.
I'm poor guy living in garage. Hot plate changed my life. Been eating cooked food for several months now.
This isn't what I thought my 30's were going to be like.
Hope you can get out of that rut user, I don't want to be living like this for too long.
So OP, why can't you go in the kitchen?
Never mind, I just read the thread.
>he doesnt know how to make a vacuum tube with just a bowl, a faucet and a plastic spoon
NEETguyver
>tfw cook in bedroom using a toaster as a burner
The plastic shell of the toaster is starting to get real melty. I'm going to start a horrible fire.
go fucking hungry, whats the big deal
drink a bunch of water