Memes aside, best nut right here

Memes aside, best nut right here.

All else btfo.

It is a pretty good nut.

they better in butter form

fuck shelling them though

You recommend any brands or recipes? I'd like to try some.

>shelling
IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING MESS BUT THEY'RE SO GOOD MMMMMH

Fuck, I'm gonna grab a bag o pistachios along with my beer later.

Yeah but it's complicated:

>Blend pistachio nuts until they're butter

Don't hurt chaself

nothin like a good nut

Too bad they're so FUCKING expensive

You guys remember the pistachio guy whose mom died and all?

Let me reach down my pants and check - yup, those are the best nuts right here.

Hey that's pretty good

I bought 1 kilo at ALDIs for $22. Thank you Australia.

I keep my right fingernail longer than the rest just to shell them.

>Not putting honey in it

Almonds are objectively the best nut. Pistachio is good tho. Also, pistachio trees are cool. When i used to live in new mexico my neighbor had a small orchard of about 20 of them.

Pistachios are the best food.

>Fingernail

Do you not use your thumb nails to crack them? I do. How do you people crack your pistachios?

Pistacho is the GOAT. I hate how expensive they are, but I don't mind being a nutgoy.

i get pistashio at whole foods bulk section
its actually cheaper than every nut except peanuts

those aren't cashews

I gave ur mom the best nut

and it is frankly disappointing to see you post low quality threads

terrible investment strategy

if silver hits half its record high inflation will rise by up to 40% bro

I don't invest in nuts, i short them.

>fuck shelling them though
I like it, keeps my hands occupied while im watching movies and stuff
pistachios helped me quit smoking