Rekt

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hmmmm american cuisine, shit as always

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Did she suffer a stroke or nervous breakdown maybe? I swear, can see chunks of skin missing from her fingers.

I wouldn't call opening up cans and using prepackaged garbage and forming a pig slop American cuisine. This is more like a fat fuck needing to meet his 6,000calorie a day diet, so of course a fat lazy fuck is just going to open cans and other processed crap together and load it with fat from mayo, cheese and whatever else that's cheap and eat the pig slop.

Jack really is a piece of shit

can he do anything right

The biggest smelliest piece of shit ever.
The guy is a fuckin moron.

I've sadly waited for this opportunity to ask for a "best of" jack post. Just requesting YouTube links to some of his worst abominations. Anything on par with aunt merna's party salad.

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It looks like a butter knife...

well there go my fingers

That's not how you make jenkem.

what is his youtube channel?

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Additionally OP, requests for media should be posted in /wsr/.
Thanks.

EZ youtube.com/watch?v=INZ_hG1lyYU

HARDMODE

HOLY FUCK

What the fuck, sauce!

have you guys really never seen that
how long have you been here

newfag alert

a really long time actually
never bothered to comment tho

that's not real

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youtube link by chance?

more horrifying to me was when they had no idea how to open a can

You mean like this?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Restaurant_(UK_TV_series)

To be fair, that video has only been posted on Veeky Forums since Monday, 19 October 2015 at 21:29 GMT. Give or take a minute or two.

/v/ here, we had E3 snack thread that turned into a BBQ thread that turned into a Jack thread
I came here for more Jack

What a stupid concept for a show

I was pretty sure a fingertip was coming off at :25

link to the /v/ jack thread? I want to see how they react to his buffoonery and the fact that he is a gaymer

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were those women epic trolls? i can't believe anyone is that stupid and still possesses all their fingers.

That's one of those shitty sugar jars from target. They dont seal for shit. (obviously)

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Television is shit

Forget the fucking hair, that bitch is lucky she didn't lose any teeth.

s-sauce?

o fuk
surprised there was no blood

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Nobody that stupid deserves to use a Wursthoff.

that looks like it came off way too clean. it looks perfectly shaved off.
fake/staged?

fake or not this is great

thumbs down

Knowing how much Chinese girls care about their hair, it's highly unlikely.

Long, black, silky hair is one of the most important criteria for beauty.

I'm pretty sure they haven't cooked anything in their lives, user.

Ja/ck/ threads are banned here now because mods detest anything remotely fun, and only approve of fast food threads.

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It's almost like you're supposed to lay the meat down AWAY from you for a reason or something.

It's part of some forced attempt at a viral video, there's a jump cut, the moment her hair gets caught, if you watch it frame by frame in the 4th second you'll see her hair move back, off of the drill, before moving forward to get yanked off. Also the hair clump that's yanked out is fucking brown.

I'm sure that's happened to some stupid fucker who tried to do it in real life though.

Can't find the video on youtube but it was just someone trying to get some ad money.

Not exactly rekt, but this pig fucking destroys that cookie.

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Daily reminder that this low IQ asshole can vote

it is real, here is the after video:
youtube.com/watch?v=BttJ3AGxvZk

Why is this pig in a bed?

Because it's comfortable....

Why aren't you?

surely you can get tongs from a dollar store or something

Same here.

youtube.com/watch?v=P02xDmlgESY

Ah, the 60s...

These are sad as shit actually, i mean those kitchen utensils.

> vinegar out of no where

oil isnt hot enough to burn heh

why does he flick the fat chunk away?

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It makes me happy when my Ja/ck/ webms get reposted by other people.

Also, reddit upvoted this monstrosity.

I've got nothing to do for like 4 hours, so I'll take any Veeky Forums webm requests until E3 starts and I can find out what games I'm going to be lied to about this year.

Every fucking time.

A normal person can see this is nowhere near cooked, that normal person would have put it back, waited for it to be cooked while deleting the first footage instead of... carrying on like this is normal and uploading it...

A normal person would have done that. Let that sink in for a minute.

youtube.com/watch?v=aXVvfU0N8xM

>so moist!

this man is so fucking digusting

Full English is shit-tier without decent sausages and bacon, and they look like utter garbage

What about the time he made a cake with mayonnaise

Bonus failure

who is Jack

some weird show. they throw a mongoloid into a kitchen and film how he plays with raw meat.

He is a man who thinks he can cook.

But he cannot.

but...but that's DANGEROUSLY undercooked, like the pork...is it a joke channel?

Good lord, it looks like shit. Like literal human feces.

Does Veeky Forums like Simply Sara?

youtube.com/watch?v=8GqHESR3tcU

you don't like juicy meat?

No, he's just convinced that he's some down to earth everyman cutting through the pretentious liberal hipster recipes that use things like fresh ingredients and herbs.

It would take effort to cook something that shittily, he would've had to cook it for like a minute each side or something

thanks Veeky Forums i feel better about my cooking

Can anyone confirm that its a bad idea to cutthe meat before cooking it? It seems like you would loose a lot of moisture.

MMMMMMM, I just love it when my chicken is severely under cooked.