So I just fucked up I think...

So I just fucked up I think. I invited 14 of my relatives to come stay at my house for 2 weeks but I have no idea how to cook for 14 people + however many kids they have. I'm fucked. What do I do.

Hahahaha you're fucked, mate. Have you ever cooked for more than yourself before?

quietly move and lose contact with everyone

Beef. All day erry day.

Turn off all the lights in your house and stop answering the door and phone

>Answer door while completely nude
>Furiously masturbate while doing this
>Tell them "I'm just preparing dinner" while smiling.

Problem solved.

One-pot stews, barbecues, shit-tons of pasta. Just don't know if you have the cooking utensils/kitchen needed to cook for that many people.

just cook up some 'za, maybe the 'go variety as it's more filling and you can feed more with less

Just order pizza and burgers out the ass

lasagna.

Prepare a hearty dip or chili. Made correctly and for people who aren't ravenous fiends, it should last.

>been there
>conquered

think of what you do well and how you can make a lot of it.

For me I stupidly agreed to make dinners and the others could do the breakfasts and lunches...truthfully ended up as an adventure.
we did
pasta night
soup-salad-vegi night
seafood night
taco burrito nacho night
soups, salad and sandwich night
make your own pizza night
salad and chili night
salad and stew night
group cook night
girls night
boys night
kids night
I did this menu over and over for 6 weeks at a family camp in the catskills all because my wife mentioned to her sister that I liked to cook.
turned out to be a great time. you need to plan menus and get a feel for youre relatives dietary needs...shouldnt really be that hard..unless you have to pay for it all as well...

Why do you live in such a big house?

>relatives

They are like roommates the ruin your stuff but you have to see them every year. No thanks.

it's a weird old hotel thing. basement has 10 rooms upper floor has 5. it's retarded i know only bought it for the 50 acre land tbqh

thanks mister gein

Ask your relatives for help, surely someone out of those 14 knows something about cooking.

Stupidest answer in this thread goes to you, chump.

Plan a couple event type meals to cook for them, but then just tell them they're all gonna have to figure out the other meals on their own. It's unreasonable to cook for that many people for 2 weeks. You're their host, not a restaurant. Just chill.

What are you talking about? I thought that was a pretty decent post.

You have room for 14+ people but dont have a butler? Are you mexican wtf???