Veeky Forums, I'm looking for the ultimate snacking food. Just something to eat while reading, playing video games...

Veeky Forums, I'm looking for the ultimate snacking food. Just something to eat while reading, playing video games, or watching a movie/show.

I am looking for a snack that meets these parameters:
>low calories
>little to no sugar
>little to no salt
>can be eaten by hand/without utensils
>leaves no residue on hands/lips (grease, seasoning, sauce, cheese dust, etc.)
>no significant change in texture when exposed to room temperature (ie. doesn't melt/soften/harden/etc.)
>little to no noise when chewed
>reasonably priced

Right now, the only thing I can think of is celery, which I enjoy, but I would like some other options.

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a bullet

You seriously have to eat when you're doing all that shit? Best snack food is no snack food, friendo:
>no calories
>no sugar
>no salt
>requires no hands/utensils
>no residue to clean up
>no texture issues
>no noise
>free as in freedom

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Seaweed maybe

Chewing gum and self-control. You really shouldn't be eating on auto-pilot, it's a really bad habit that creates an unhealthy relationship with your food, user.

>Allowing yourself to be hungry instead of snacking on stuff with minimal calories/sugar

Spam Motherfuckin' Musubi.

>Giving into the craving jew instead of having the self control to wait for a meal

>You seriously have to eat when you're doing all that shit?
Some people have popcorn while watching movies. This is no different.

>bill of rights, not bill of needs