Spicy foods

whats the spiceist thing you have ever eaten? i want to make a really nice chili and my buddy has some habanero chillis, ive tried them before and they are mega hot, ive tried one before and they are definetly the spiceist thing ive ever eaten

I ate a raw habanero once. Don't really eat much spicy food though. A lot of it is unnecessary imo. Just hot for the sake of being hot.

thats nothing, this one time i ate the moruga scorpion, second hottest chilli in the world, its not even fit for consumption, of any kind, but like most things, you can eat it if you try hard enough. so anyway, me and my dad went to this chili booth and the guy at the stand had chillis ranked from 1/10 to 10/10 so i ate all the chillis and called his 10/10 chili a womens child that could make my eyes water if a bunch of puppies were reinacting the green mile. so the guy got mad and told me to fuck off or eat this crazy chili called the moruga scorpion. so i did. and, fuck, me, sideways, with a cactus, on fire. i was not ready, it started out as possible the hottest thing i had ever put in my mouth, an then it kept building and building, like dragging your balls up mount everest if mount everest was covered in broken glass. my eyes watered as if id just seen all my family members die and then i had a dozen lemons sqeezed into them and it kept building some more. there was not enough water in the building to help my mouth. AND THEN LATER THAT NIGHT IT CAME BACK FOR SECONDS!!! oh unholy satan, thoust are a cruel mistress. my asshole was never the same, its like a shit a lava lamp made of chainsaws. i was not ready for this. in dante's the divine comedy, dantes travels to the seventh layer of torment for his sins. well this chili cranked that pussy shit up to 11. odin be damed for letting this creation foul the earth...

A raw scorpion pepper.

I was drunk in a Japanese bar and someone offered it.

Said it was a Japanese specialty and I called his shit.

Worthwhile because I was able to fake being okay long enough for four others, including the dude who offered, to take a taste

Everything has felt mild mild by comparison

Japanese green mustard (wasabi) will shut down what is open, and open what was closed.

you are an idiot, why would any one ever eat something that spicy

Clearly you lack testicles.

Aside from raw ghost pepper - just to see - probably the ghost pepper wings at the local beer+wingery.

They're so flavourful, but I think the sauce is literally ghost peppers with just enough mayo/oil+acid to make the sauce creamy. They're really not that much milder than the pepper itself.

Respect, Nigga.

Ghost peppers ain't to be fucked with

i think if you gave somebody from 100 years ago a ghost pepper they would die lol