I've just discovered these

I've just discovered these.

There amazing and only take 90 seconds to ""cook""

10/10, other than the Cheese Burger what other flavours should I try?

Shill

>british palates

What's wrong with them? You some sort of (((food snob)))?

Have you won the trip to Detroit yet?

>nip down to the shops and pick up a rustlers beef-burger
>snip off the tin, spy a shiny golden ticket
>call me old mum
>"wassit say then fargus?"
>we's won a trip to america, mum
>"coo, fancy that! a holiday to florida! i'll have your father nip round the chemist tomorrow to pick up some sun cream and a--"
>blimey mum, it says detroit america not florida
>me mum and i douse the ouse in petrol and set spark to it
>next 3 days we's on the dole, hiding in cubbards
>scotland yard rounds us up, puts us on a skycar to America
well we's right snoggered now, mum

Did u win a action packed trip to Detroit?

:^)

????
What's wrong with Detroit
Good city lad

>I never asked for this

It isn't false advertising. A trip to Detroit would indeed be action packed.

What is it with British and using both metric and imperial mixed up? Just use metric like rest of us in EU.

>I ride the bus 25km to the Paki shoppe to buy a frozen quarter pound burgeur and I ate so many I now weight 50 stone

>Like the rest of us in the EU

No point mate changing now mate, we're only gonna be in the EU for another two weeks.

Quarter has nothing to do with imperial.

>"Quarter Pound" has nothing to do with imperial weights and measures

r u avin' a giggle m8

British would never measure distance in km

Are you a junkie OP?

>like rest of us in EU.

The rib ones are like the McRib, which McDonalds only did for a few months in the spam of what, 12 years here?

I tried a bacon and cheese burger version of this before when I was really hungry and just wanted to make something asap.

What surprised me is how it could have bacon, cheese and a burger patty and yet taste almost of nothing.

0/10, maybe 1/10 if you're about to starve; death may be preferable.

Does the game take place in Detroit or something?

It's funny because you are American.

Nope, I'm english.

The Rib one is fucking delicious and I once ate 5 in a row when they were in special offer at Lidl.

Proper tasty.

>Does the game take place in Detroit or something?
Yes. Where the automobile industry was replaced by the prosthetics industry.

It's not a proud thing, but I try all sorts of these. Haven't had Rustlers brand yet.
My favorite so far is Great Value (Walmart) brand Cheeseburgers. They can come singular or in two packs. There's also a double patty one and one with bacon. They're all kinda the same but I think those cost more. Try them out and hope you don't like them as much as I do. I'm going to die at 35

>snoggered
You cant just make up words that you think sound english you twat.

no, but nothing makes you feel more "augmented" than getting raped by 20 BBCs.

The Rib one and that double cheeseburger they do is pretty nice senpai

I bought 2 of the chicken sandwich things because they were 99p, and I couldn't be bothered to cook anything, or use was any plates.

It was as expected.
Bland chicken inside hot damp bread. I haven't bought another one

I used to eat them all the time when I was grossly overweight. Now I can't look at them without wanting to vomit.

>watching the Twilight Zone Movie
>eating Rustler cheeseburger
>start to get a migraine
>power through
>suddenly feel something hard and chewy
>remove burger from mouth
>pull coin sized piece of bone and grizzle from inside burger
>pic related scene of movie going on during all this
>vomit

All these factors just totally ruined Rustlers for me and I remember that awful night every time I see them.

The ribwich was God tier though.

...

The Rib one is pretty nice senpai

Stop pretending to be English. I hear snoggered all the time.

Shit up u fukin numpty nonce

It's a dangerous city full of niggers.

top tip: dont microwave the buns, toast em

what store?

damn newfags

>store