Tell me everything you know about this man

Tell me everything you know about this man.

He's a gringo.

I regularly douse my food in his fluids.

And this man?

pretty sure he touches children.

for you

looks like Sauce Castillo

They might be the same. Send these off to the crime lab for analysis/

he makes good big beefaroni.

What could he have done so horrible that he had to change his identity altogether?

He has to go back

Offended the cartels.

El Tapatio had a hard life...

TELL ME ABOUT TAPATIO

WHY DOES HE SELL THE SAUCE

What's he hiding?

He makes the shittiest hot sauce. Turns all decent food into bland shit--unless it's already drowned with seasoning like shit tacos and burritos.
I put his hot sauce on my eggs ONCE and I will never do it again. Complete shit, I should have bought Cholula, at least I would have used it more than once. Fuckin dog dirt shit.

He's from California
Cholula is superior but Tapatio has its moments. Definitely has more of a kick but Cholula has the flavor. I personally keep both sauces on hand.

So Veeky Forums...

Valentina or Tapatío?

CISP out later than usual tonight

This man is an American hero so watch your sweaty mouth

>Immigrates at 16 from a white-ish nation
>works his way up to head chef of one of the finest hotels in manhattan
>serves a president on his wedding day
>popularizes and markets his own inexpensive pasta meals right as the depression is beginning
>feeds the American military during WWII (and the Soviets, and awarded by both)
>Decides to get rich, tries to diversify in defense industry to avoid family bullshit with pasta empire
>Gets fucked over by US government
>Still makes millions as a bitter old man, becomes the most popular canned food in the US and dies on ludes in 85

bow your heads to a true culinary patriot

And this man?

and he makes damn good big beefaroni.

uncle jemima.

...

Enhance.

Build the wall

spic here

sriracha is the end-all of sauces. No mexican hot sauce I've ever tasted can top Sriracha tbqh

He's a white man on the run from the law, posing as a mariachi member (which he knows from his days playing in swing bands), but he has to remain incognito because the Hollywood mafia is after him ever since he stole 1.5 million dollars from the studios. Now he lives the life of a party animal in old Mexico, drinking pure agave tequila and mescal every night, playing music till dawn, dancing with the chiquitas while he plys them with stories of celebrities and his old life, buying rounds for everyone in the bar, every night, inviting everyone to his villa on the beach, trying to remain anonymous, and trying to remain alive, knowing that at any moment, he could turn around and be facing his death because the beasts are always hunting for him. And that's one reason why he pours hot sauce on every meal he eats, to remind him of the demons that chase him and to keep them at bay.

or this man ??

quakers are bad people.

>Est 1877

I don't understand.

You've got to go back.

me neither

that way of dressing was fashionable at least a century earlier

He wear a hat

I wanna know what's under his sombrero.