What's the most awesome protein?

What's the most awesome protein?

asparagus.

plant proteins, specifically seitan. it had double the protein than chicken. plant proteins have also been proven to be digested better and used more efficiently. don't let the fatties tell u chicken does anything. also milk/beef contains ridiculous amounts of estrogen so u may want to stay away from that as well

1 part any legume + 1 part any grain

Both should ideally be soaked before cooking for primo digestion

Quorn and/or gluten steaks.

all the taste and texture of meat, none of the cartilage and veins

Plant proteins are incomplete.

that's why you eat a variety of them?? how hard is to to mix two vegetables together come on try harder

corn beans and squash.

Don't listen to this giganiggerCombo of legume+grain=complete protein profile (even though its not as concentrated as meat its still dank)

He said best protein, not best combination of proteins

spaghetti.

define "best protein" in this case

asparagus.

tendies

Hamburger Helper

>seitan
Came to post this. Not a veganfag, but it's delicious, versatile, and the highest protein food in existence.

place down the street is a vegan restaurant and all of their food is complete shit, except for their seitan wings.

anything pork

Semen

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Semen is primarily sugars, good try though.

Eggy-weggies

>plants have more protein than meat as long as you eat a bigger amount o plants :^)

salami and other sausages with lots of garlic

asparagus.

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You guys fucking suck at this.

my dick straight steel though

Falafel / Chickpeas

Why would anyone say your dick is the best protein when there's so little of it?

Sorry we're not underage like you.

I believe its consuming raw eggs..

Venison, especially tender young Bambi

Egg

Cooked eggs have a higher bioavailability vs raw eggs so no.

I dunno.. Bodybuilders drink raw eggs

no they don't
just because rocky did it, doesn't mean everyone does

Too many parasites and brain-wasting prions

The best protein comes from cheese of goats

Have to die frome something, but yeah goat cheese is fucking delicious.

Depends, plant protein is out of the question pretty much because I'm doing keto
I love grilled salmon or chicken thighs, not really a red meat eater

you would know

>venison
>prions
Wat

Enjoy the holes in your brain

>2008

Updated

Kek

0/10

Then why does it taste so salty?

>eating unprocessed wheat

You know we have machines these days, no?

yogurt

God, I wish I was better at shitposting

Honestly, it's spinach. I'm a very eager meat eater but spinach is half protein and is really good for you

I know it's incomplete but that's not actually a problem, especially when consumed with some animal product, which is all of the time in my case

Daddy's cummy nummies.

>tfw allergic to gluten and soy

Well.... at least I can into beans.

OFFICIAL PROTEIN POWER RANKINGS

God Tier:
>FOXP2
>hemoglobin
>sonic hedgehog

Useful tier:
>sodium channel protein
>potassium channel protein

Flyover tier:
>progesterone
>blood clotting factor VIII

Shit tier:
>collagen
>elastin
>estrogen

They're right. The only time lifters eat raw egg is when they don't have the time to cook and just throw it into their shakes.

Incomplete what?

Every single plant has a complete protein profile, the ratio obviously differs

For you OP, Semen.

The correct answer is 'go style 'za

I personally would have put myosin and actin in the useful tier or at least power stroke tier, but solid ranking user

Fuck this board sucks.

Answer is easily duck, or maybe lamb.

seitan seitan seitan seitan

>eating anything other than chicken breast
Pic related is my fridge, bottom Tupperware has half a dozen cooked chicken breasts in it

inb4 bane

The fact that you don't know how to store meat speaks volumes about your taste.

It only lasts a few days anyways desu

The fact that you equate storing food with tasting it speaks volumes about your sanity.

Cheap meat.

The cheap cuts force you to make awesome food like slow roasts and stews. I'd take a pork belly roast over a filet mignon any day.

Quest bars

THIS GUY GETS IT

whats your favourite flavour? also any other protein bars that have that good of a nutritional profile?

FUCKING DESTROYED

Hell yeah

Dude...raw meat underneath so it doesn't cross contaminate yer cooked meats. Don't be a dingus.

Egg

Srsly tho, mayb 'gna?

Ricotta has a ton of protein. Stouffer's five cheese lasagna has 330 cals, 18g protein. Considering how easy it is to wolf down a shit ton of calories worth of lasagna that might be a decent vegetarian option.

He clearly has glass shelves.

Gluten - It punches pretentious wankers in the guts.

But quacker titty is pretty good with crispy skin and shit.

Half the dish is garnish what the hell

Its half a duck breast on our 8 course. With cherry glaze, beets, sorrel, coffee gel, and kumura puree.

Smoked salmon is best protein

steak