How did I fuck up?

I go to a Mexican restaurant with my wife.

I know what I want for my main meal (shrimp & chicken fajitas). I had been considering also getting a cheese quesadilla.

We already have our chips and regular red dipping sauce.

The waiter asks us for our order and asks me if I'd like an appetizer. I go sure, I'll have a cheese quesadilla.

him and my wife look at me like I have three eyeballs. Anyways.

I end up ordering a cheese quesadilla and ask my wife why was I so weird when asking for a cheese quesadilla.

She told me that wasn't an appetizer, that the appetizers were the things listed in the appetizer section of the menu. Literally the only things listed on the appetizer menu were like 10 different kinds of dips. What the fuck is an appetizer?. I had this entire time thought it was a small portion of some type of food to hold you over until the main meal gets there kind of thing?.

The appetizer list literally only had like 10 different dips in the list and that was it?. I told my wife what the fuck. We already have appetizers because we already have dip?.

Tl;dr

You're still a faggot tho

$1 dollar tip for u

>How did I fuck up?

You are a fat fuck who requires a meal to hold you over for a meal.

dang. two faggots in a row. I didn't think Veeky Forums was /b/-tier. I guess it's official.

So long gaylords.

It's time to get off Veeky Forums and move on with your life. If she gives you shit next time, tell her to fuck off.

Your wife is going to leave you, but everyone else is the problem? You deserve your fate.

who gives a shit dude?

You guys don't need to keep bumping the thread.

Go talk about lunchables or canned fruits or something.

I don't need advice from you queers. If I wanted advice from queers, I would have gone to /b/. Just let the thread die.

matter of fact there's a fantastic "Corn Hate Thread" that's still up.

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