Can we have a banquet thread?

This shite is haute cuisine to amerifats.

WHAT THE FUCK

>mom, are yuropoors really that obsessed and envious of all things american?
>lol who the fuck cares

I'm who you're replying to but I'm not European and i still feel strongly bad for the situation you're in.

If only you had a passport.

>I'm not European

this board would be a lot more fun with country flags. and thread-specific user IDs so we could follow conversations.

I'll email moot when we have enough people on board.

If only flying across the ocean wasn't so expensive.

I thought your figure was pink before? Where is this even from? seems like a bootleg if she has white skin.

Also I like your posting style a lot. Do you smoke?

great idea! make ids tied to ips though

It's not

I love you toy-kun

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Please tell me what country you are from and what processed foods are available there.

Australia, about 1/4 or less than what you have and I'm fucking happy

>Australia

Ah, you're just shitposting as usual then. Carry on.

pic related is australia's national food, available at a servo near you.

Clean your monitor.

Also

>deep dish

Guys please stop doing this to yourselves.

Is meat pie Australian for 'go 'za?

Australian go za

youtube.com/watch?v=aEAHLFvD3v4

She's pink, it's just pale + sometimes the lighting makes it look different. It's from a Happy Meal. I smoke, trying to cut back.

Those are streaks from cleaning with wipes.

Obligatory post:
youtube.com/watch?v=sqx9zbdfK9k

>the most significant frozen dish of our time

Jesus Christ

Thread specific id's should be made permanent site wide to combat rampant shitposting and samefagging.

Test

/r/ the meat patty with cheese meal

Their fried chicken is the only thing I've had. It was pretty good actually.

I lied, I also had a berry pie by Banquet. it sucked.

Nuggets and Fries is good
Tenders and Mac n cheese I buy the most
Fish Sticks, Pudding, and Mac and Cheese is good

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I eat one of these everyday for breakfast
in all honesty it has probably ruined a real country fried chicken meal for me as I'm so used to the gravy
been doing it 3 years now
the price went up recently about 20 cents
something about using all white meat now

I used to eat these every day, but my mom told me I had to start making them myself when I turned 18.

>iTunes
>eating on top of the keyboard
>SUPERAnti

I don't know if I should take the bait.

its a good source of protein keep at it user.

It's basically just leftover chicken nuggers in rice, but it's pretty hard to fuck that up. I just add a little soy sauce and some hot sauce and it's pretty great considering it's less than a dollar

For some reason I love microwave salisbury steak meals. I think because any other microwave meal with beef usually ends up with it being tough and rubbery but salisbury steak and meat loaf type meats cook better in a microwave

These are my favorites

swedish meatballs
i know there awful to eat but man the sause taste good. especially with actual noodles

Fuck I need to go buy one of these now. Those have the shitty cheap Chinese food taste I love

>go za

I hate this meme

Had this one tonight. One of my favorites.
Brings me back to nostalgic times when I'd eagerly await "Z-rib hoagie" day in middle school.

These are shit but good....chicken fried steak is one of my favorite meals, and sometimes when you crave it but do not have it....these shitty things kind of cure your lust, it's not as good as the real thing but it resembles enough of what you desire to hold you over

I see you in many threads, I would probably be your friend because im not an asshole.

>git gud at cooking
>eat nice meals for little money
>stopped eating out because I legitimately make better food
>still eat these

A-a-a-am I still patrician ck?

best thing you can buy for a dollar

EMUS

The sausage and gravy is better

It ain't. I'm a Texan and I have no teeth yet I can afford to fly to Europe 2-3 times a year.

I'll fucking kill you

tastes like burned chemicals, not spicy. my cow of a wife agrees and so does my diabetic son

Anal beads

a tie between spaghetti and meatballs and chicken fried steak

>mashed patatoes
Triggered as fuck

>I'll e-mail moot

Fuck you too user.

it is not to shabby. I will take the Salisbury,turkey,spaghetti. And whatever comes with the strawberry stuff that is pretty good. lol

>this board would be a lot more fun with country flags. and thread-specific user IDs

Anybody else ever notice that the only people who use the word "fun" are shitposters?

Dude this is poor nigger food. You think we actually like it?

84 cents at Walmart

This is the only acceptable answer

rib shaped patty. lol . But they are my second choice.

>tfw they have to stop production when its mcrib season

This is definitely the best one.

The only thing I hate about banquet is I always get hungry again like half an hour later.

The American government put a lot of money into research for food preservation when it comes to meals members of the military can eat when on duty. These techniques were shared with american companies, so as not to let the tech go to waste. It's quite commonplace to find full meals in plastic/lined bags that you can tear open and heat in the US, plus the frozen stuff you are probably most familiar with seeing.

My nigga. I buy a shit ton of these every month and eat them for lunch at work and I also eat them for dinner when I don't feel like cooking.

Chicken and turkey are the best, beef is decent.

so did u just rip off the crust?

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Growing up, my dad would make this shit and some mashed potatoes when he didn't feel like cooking. It's okay, but there's nostalgia in that food for me.

why wouldn't they advertise #pounds of food?

fuck you guys

i wanna try one of these

That shit is cash, but it's legitimately difficult to eat that much food in the serving provided

Your national dish is "Maccas", please fuck off fatass.

tfw

WHHAT THE FUCK

>\WHHAT THe fuKC

I have two of these that have been in the freezer for over a year now

Fuck off bronie

nah...i'd prefer not to know who the australians are.

...and the japanese for that matter > : (

Holy fucking shit, people actually eat these?!?!?!?! EVERYONE who posted itt NEEDS to see a doctor and get their blood pressure and cholesterol checked out. I'll keep you in my prayers out there.

>so did u just rip off the crust?
No, before I eat a pot pie I break the crust and mix it all together

>tfw shit like this costs at least 3 bucks in yuropoorland
>it isn't even decent either
fuck this gay continent.

shut up you eruo trash its like your gay country won't have something the same.

The brownies in those were so fucking good

You can dress this one up so that it almost resembles something from Panda Express. I use sesame seeds and shoyu sauce and some red pepper flakes...

Most of the ones posted in this thread aren't even made anymore. They've transitioned to a more "healthier" and more "quality" lineup.

>pieces of corn in the mac n cheese
>mac n cheese in the brownie

I once as a kid asked my dad to get me these at the store, I described exactly where to find them and what the YELLOW box looked like.

he came back with a banquet pot roast dinner
>here I got the thing you wanted

th-thanks

>mac n cheese in the brownie

This makes me legitimately mad. My go to garbage dinner meal for over a decade.

You have no teeth yet? How old are you?

>I always get hungry again like half an hour later.
Not if you eat 5 of them.

>corn and not flour
I don't want some of those

MREs are better than Banquet lol

>rib-shaped patty