Why is watermelon the best thing to have in the summer?

Why is watermelon the best thing to have in the summer?

It's sooooo good

I'd rather air conditioning and oral sex.

You can ice it down for a cold treat to beat the heat. Durrrrrr

That's racist.

cause it has a lot of water.

It's hydrating and wholesome

Hi brite

because it tastes like watermelon, which is good in the summer.

put some Lemon or lime Juice on it!

or some garlic mayo and grilled asparagus.

or fresh mozzarella.

Wat

melons > watermelons
fight me

absolutely patrician

>Why is watermelon the best thing to have in the summer?

See >It's sooooo good

honeydew > watermelon > all the other shit

bitch boy

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>garlic mayo

What is wrong with garlic mayo, faggot? Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face.

you would be suprised how versatile watermelon really is.

honeydo is terrible

Because you're a nigger.

That's rude. :(

I cool down with frozen bananas and cocoa and stuff in a Vitamix/Blendtec.

Other melons can be hit and miss.

Where can I get a watermelon with seeds? Every seedless has been a disappointment. Can it be found where brown people shop?

>air conditioning
Little pussies like you don't deserve oral sex.

It's absolutely necessary on the top floor of a shitty suburban apartment.

>That's rude. :(

you didn't say it was untrue

also, honeydew master race

>Why
Stop asking stupid questions, it's great and that's all you need to know.

>enjoying nice things makes you a pussy

Have fun sweatin' out in the field with your watermelon, Otis.

>eating poor people meme fruit
>ever

>tfw gf hates summer
>tfw love sweaty summer messy sex
>tfw she dont

Who the hell lives in an apartment in the suburbs? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

You don't have a girlfriend

its been 5 years user
she gets upset through the whole summer unless she has AC 24/7

almost no black people in the suburbs. You generally will get a nicer place for less rent in the suburbs.

I like using muoi ot. Anytime a relative goes go Viet Nam, I ask them to bring me back half a pound. It's so great with watermelon, pineapple, and raw green mango.

I'm Black and I don't like watermelon. I'm a peach person.