Do you pour your chips onto a plate or grab them?

Do you pour your chips onto a plate or grab them?

Why would you dump chips onto a plate unless you were sharing with a bunch of people?

Pour on a plate and use chopsticks. It's fun and they last more.

I'm fat so I just shove them in my mouth as fast as possible. Why dirty a plate?

I put them on a plate and eat them with a knife and fork

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Seriously though, I used to just eat them straight from the bag. But nowadays I never eat chips alone anymore. I prefer to have them on a plate or a bowl when I share them with other people. Why do you want to know this?

Maybe you want to have it as a side?

Neither. I just dump them all over the floor after using my landline.

I usually only have chips when eating a sub or sandwich. I put half of them onto the sandwich and the rest on the plate.

>put half of them onto the sandwich
Swine.

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Same, I'll also put fries on my burger too

Rationing

I put them in the blender with sour cream and a lil' bit of butter.
After blending them, I put that in a bowl and eat it with a spoon.

grab em from the can. bag chips are pleb af.

this is why I stopped using phones altogether. chips, hummus, 'za etc. all over the floor. too messy 2bh

i pour them onto a fucking paper towel like a civilized person. Rations, so i don't eat the whole bag, plus i don't dirty a plate, plus i can wipe my mouth/fingers with it when i'm finished. fucking plebs.

I actually do this! Great for get-togethers!!

But if I'm eating chips by myself I pour some onto a plate, and I never eat it by itself. Usually with a sandwich, sometimes with wings/bbq

I pour them into a small bowl. It looks like more because they rise above the rim but i've never had my chips last longer.

I do the same, but for nights i want to get drunk and feel like a fat fuck I'll toss some cookies and handfuls of peanuts too. I call it my snack bindle.

I'm not a gluttonous fat fuck so I eat them out of a small bowl.

I think I'd pick a fight with you in person.

I don't buy chips unless they're in smaller bags, because fried potato chips aren't a fucking staple.

crunch them up, pour into cup

Good point, washing the plate just burns the calories you just ate away anyway.

I drain them and shake them first before gently placing on the plate next to the fish, squire.

Open them up sideways.

I like to throw them away or never get near them.

This shit. It just works every fucking time.

I cover mine in mexican hot sauce. Damn that shit good.