Hi Veeky Forums, what do you think of my pizza?

hi Veeky Forums, what do you think of my pizza?

crumb shot ;-)
(NSFW)

I really can't form an opinion on food from a picture.
Generally speaking food is judged by it's taste.
Perhaps you could try and explain that rather than being superficial?

it tastes good

Looks alright, if a little greasy.

Did you use a stone? It looks like you got too much heat on top and not enough on the bottom.

Is that white blob a boob or a belly?

Could use a little more sauce and thicker cheese slices.

A career as a world class food critic awaits you my friend.
Don't confuse the word career with carer, you only have the latter at the moment.

currently having to use a preheated metal sheet, would love a stone but it isn't viable (yet!)
the white blob is a knee
thank you, i'll try that next time!

>the white blob is a knee

Is this you?

no bully i like to hug my knees

pls b in LONDON

Kill yourself virgin

looks like frozen pizza with a little bit of cheese

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Crust is bad

no bully pls

how could i improve it?

what kind of self-respecting man wears nail polish, I can only assume that ths is nsfw b/c you're traping?

Don't know what your dough prices was. How did you make it?

dry yeast, strong white flour (3.5:500g)
4tsp sugar to activate yeast in warm water (~300ml)

nsfw bc of the lewd dough folds

pizza is supposed to be greasy you faggot

get thick steel. Transfers heat better than stone.
Chi caa go

Did you knead? Did you let it ferment? If so, how?

yeah about 10 minutes of kneading until it got to the right consistency. Then left it to proof for 4 hours on the kitchen table, ate half, then let the other half (which made the pizza in the OP picture) proof overnight in the fridge

>eating raw dough
Disgusting.

nooo in other pizzas

>Ate half

The fact that you only used 30% of the cheese you should have makes it authentic

Ferment your dough.