Food Cringe Thread

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scrambled eggs with kitchup is bad enough let alone in a wrap

That's my childhood right there.

>scrambled eggs

That is popcorn.

Scrambled eggs and ketchup are bretty gud you meeming faggot baka desu senpai

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I'd eat it

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first time when i saw the pic i thought it was eggs,and was like notbad.jpg

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ok what the fuck is that

is it just me or

Why is the rollie a thing?

I actually feel really bad because I feel like ostrich is a pretty upper echelon dish and fucking it up would be the worst day of my career as a chef

busting out the fucking big guns

RIP Rik man :(

What the hell is happening here

>scissors and togs for doritos

Deep fried mars bar.

>carbs wrapped in carbs with carb sauce

I thought popcorn was pure fiber.

breakfast burritos are pretty common and tasty

What's wrong with that? It just looks like instant ramen.

youtu.be/FgFeVlw2Ywg?t=208

Myabe he lives somehwere without Mexicans, notice he said "wrap" and not "tortilla."

those shrimp are raw

I always see these at my local fish and chip shop, but I never dear order one. What are they like?

In Germany, you get it in every supermarket for around 5€ per kilogram.

A mars bar that has been deep fried

>dear
dare, hot shot

I went to the Minnesota state fair one year which was probably responsible for taking years off my life because of shit like this.

Deep fried stick of butter (did not eat) , fried coca-cola, any fried candy bar you can think of, fried oreos, fried macaroni

dear fucking god, I was screaming at her to stop halfway through and it kept going

They are pretty good desu.

Fried coca cola sound interestesting

how is that suppose to be eaten?

Yeah, though it's a bit of a misnomer. It's basically a doughnut or funnel cake that's made with cola (or cola syrup) in the batter.

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My creation. Sweet Sundae Ramen.

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Is this real?

slushies?

Americans will eat anything...

Not your creation

3:28 made me laugh.

It gave us stomach aches

>Starting a petition to make this a MANDATORY meal for ALL Ferguson police officers.

>Tags: HATE COPS

Aaaaand this is why no one here uses tumblr, especially one that race baits while posting pictures of food. Never again.

>what is humor

I only go for the corn, gator on a stick and those buckets of cookies.
The Minnesota State Fair has lost a lot of magic now that I have a much broader selection of places to eat.

If you know what it is, maybe you should explain it to the owner of that tumblr. Humour is not shoehorning political garbage into a blog about bad food, and if you think that is funny, holy shit you are really far gone.

That's a burger paddy, typically see that kind of shit in high schools or shitty cafeterias. Even fast food burgers look more appealing.

Literal prison food.

The fuck is that?

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Look closer. That's popcorn not eggs

Ewww its that weird egg cooking tube thing Ashens once tried fucking around with.

Is that thing in the middle a pile of meal worms or what?

One minute and a half and its still some how getting even worse and worse

Good idea, shit cheese.

That doesn't seem so bad exeapt for the American cheese. It just fried dough with cheese in it. Not really a cheese filled doughnut. Replace the American cheese with something like Brie and I bet it would be good as hell

every time i thought it would stop they just kept going....

>demonbonerrisingfromthedepthsofhell,webm

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Gourmet ChiChi's
fucking jailhouse delicacy

lol

Hardcore mode
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At first you think that the Maruchan is the worst/weirdest part but then everything changes.

This seems like it could be an interesting take on cheese sticks. Shit cheese choice though.

Different user here. To this day I literally have to explain to my parents that the little bits of (er, lymph/heme/whatever) the bits of juice that congeal and eventually form fond from which epic sauce can be made if you actually finish the cooking process... are not fat.

And don't even get me started on how they react when I come home and steal a spoonful of actual flavor from the pan and put it on my potatoes instead of "healthy" margarine.

>prison spread
>in a restaurant setting
wut

whats wrong with this?

someone who doesn't turn his meat when cooking it, probably covered and simmered in mildly hot oil for 20 minutes.

what comes out of those things? Sauce?

It is. It was on the menu in our KFC here in Flipfagland for a limited time.

The KFC here keeps on thinking up of insane shit. They once put on the menu pizza in which the dough was replaced by chicken.

Ooops.

meant to respond to

I hope the next monsoon/tsunami/flood destroys your shitty island chain

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> I call it, the nasty patty

"Chizza" sounds like a racist term for a ching chong.

I'd recognise it any where its a Burger king beef patty

absolutely disgusting