Why is dark rye bread so damned good?

Why is dark rye bread so damned good?

Because it plays to your subconcious desire of wanting a big dark cock in your mouth.

Yeah but other than that

Because it is actually more nutritious than lesser grains such as wheat and barley? The flavour is great too.

Because I live in northern europe

lol

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Making rye bread right now and what is dark rye?

Because it's the best fucking bread ever besides sourdough.

Proper.