What can I do with this Veeky Forums?

go buy a grill.

What the fuck? Spam much?

Scalopine

eat it raw and pretend you're a werewolf

>tryhard reference
What a fucking dumbass lol

Apparently, it's great for soup.

I was going to say this but then I decided I am going to not be silly.

>boil

Cut it into thin strips/ marinate/ cook with mushrooms and onions. serve with rice

roll it into a tube and then have at it

Boil it mash it, stick it in a stew.

Get a pot and roast it you fucking kidding me

something like a pot roast?

Let it sit until room temp

You got any bones in the meat, cut them out and sear them in the bottom of the pot, then submerge in water and boil for at least an hour to prepare a base

Season meat

Discard bones and brown in the pot itself or a pan if you don't mind the extra washing

Roll it up nigga, even tie it off like a proper roast if you have food grade bands

Fill with water until not quite submerged and run it on a 4 or equivalent

Season it more, depending on how much flavor your boiled out of the bones. Use a stock cube if you've gotta.

Let that shit run for a good long time. The tougher the meat the longer. About five hours I think for the size you've got

Skim out fat every so often if it starts to get too thick

About an hour before you take it off the heat, throw in your roots and veggies

Did you grab that recipe off of faggot ville, sounds like something my gay dad would make.

looks like a lower grade cut. thin slice too. make a steak sandwich.

Make poop on it

Put it in the oven with rosemary, shallots and butter. then make some mashed potato put English mustard in it then cook some green shit.