Who's hungry?!

Who's hungry?!

For brekky, I'm heading down to the nearest McDonald's restaurant for a delicious Sausage and Egg McMuffin, golden, crisp Hash Browns and a hot, freshly brewed Expresso!

If it knots your panties so much to make a thread like this, take your complaint to the existing mcshits thread

hehe, for years I really did think it was "expresso"

Fuck McDonalds

Fuck advertising threads for garbage

saged and reported

>For brekky

>(whale noise)

why would you not get the mcgriddle?

You do realize this is a meme right? Also why would any company waste their time on this website?

Get me 3 sausage burritos with hot picante

You're so naive.

I prefer BURGER KING®'s Fully Loaded CROISSAN’WICH®

>brekky
faggot autsperg

>thinking Veeky Forums has been relevant since 2008
>calling others naive

>tfw mcdonalds where I live close 10 am
>too busy to get it on workdays, too lazy to wake up that early on weekends

For me, it is the McGriddle, the best breakfast sandwich.

The sausage burgers are fucking amazing, wish I could get them at any time.

poof

You are naive.
It's been basically proven that Microsoft shills have targeted /g/. I don't have the caps and stuff on my phone but it's posted over there quite often.

why does india waste its time here shitposting curry in half the threads?

That's why shilling works so well on Veeky Forums. It gets millions of unique users a month, yet the community obstinately believes that they're so obscure, that no company would ever pay attention to us. Veeky Forums is another form of potential social media, and it's [spoiler]free[/spoiler]

fix your icecream machine muth#$%&!#$@#

Nobody believes it's obscure. Fucking everyone has heard of Veeky Forums. It's what it's known for: racists, pedophiles, neckbeards, and people too spergy to go outside. Why would a company want to be associated with that?

If "shilling" worked so well here, how come moot could never make a fucking dime off this site while he was running it?

What's more believable? That people shitpost on Veeky Forums from boredom, or that national companies with an image to project want anything to do with a bunch of professional asshats?

Shopping List
500g Pork Mince
Finely ground Sage (Pestal & Motar Job)
Finely ground Black Pepper (Pestal & Motar Job)
Salt
Sugar
Eggs
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Tesco English Muffins
Butter (Not margerine)
Tesco Value Cheese Slices (yellower the better)

Method

Mash the mince up by hand, mix in 1tbsp finely ground sage, 1tbsp finely ground black pepper, 1tbsp salt and 1 tbsp of sugar (mix in seperatly, one after the other). Once all evenly mixed, roll out the mix quite thin with a rolling pin and cut out muffin sized circles. Gently & slowly fry the burgers in around 3mm of extra virgin olive oil on a meduim to low heat until they are nicely seared. While they are frying poach some eggs, again muffin sized if you can (no runny yoke either). Slice the muffins in half, place a small amount of butter on each half of each muffin and lightly toast the inside only adding a slice of cheese to one half and heat just enough to get it to stick to the muffin (dont melt it completely). Then build the muffins.

Do you even know what shilling is?

Nobody would know that a company sends shills here except for the people that post here. And that's in the event that the people that post here realize that, which has happened. The company's image as seen from the majority of people is not at stake.

Nobody gets paid as a result of the shilling except for the shills themselves.

Shitty companies like Microsoft and McDonald's like to target this site probably because they know the people here realize that their products are shit and disregard them for the lesser known superior ones.

Either that or the shills know that they can easily blend in by disguising their shill posts as shitposts.

For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

So there are undercover people actively advertising McDonald's on here?
Do you have any evidence?
>inb4 burden of proof

There are pretty convincing screencaps from /g/ which I don't have on my phone.

If it happens there it's not too hard to believe it happens here.

Go ahead and call bullshit, I understand since I don't have the proof on hand.