Gif recipes/"tasty" thread v.2

Is this a food gore thread?

jesus christ what a waste of prosciutto

also god fucking damn you add even more salt on top of all that?

Mmmm!

Kind of pisses me off how they do the slow motion shots like its some marvel of cooking they're doing

could be good

Did someone say JACK

Would eat

Would eat

Would try

Would eat

JESUS CHRIST HOW MUCH FUCKING BUTTER IS THAT

fuck off

No jack? What are we supposed to post then?

:^)

>that reptilian tongue action

>taking a perfectly good cake
>turning it into a milkshake

Disgusting.

That pizza base is below shit tier

Jack truly boggles the mind. He's been doing this shit for YEARS

>salted meats
>still add salt

>not accounting for the volume of the straw
Amateur hour.

JYAKKU

is he frying salmon in what appears to be a literal puddle of butter?

it's called poaching

You don't poach salmon in a puddle of butter

That's only the first part, he is not finished cooking it.

youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE?t=447

That probably tastes delicious actually.

Jesus christ it's worse than I thought

Fucking disgusting fat fuck keeps using his tongue like a serving tray, why is this allowed?!!!

What are we looking at here?

>This fat fuck can't even beat an egg competently
How is he this shit at cooking?

He was testing an induction cook top, he didn't read the instructions and only turned on the inner ring for small pots, then said it was a piece of junk.

R U KIDDING ME?

its not that bad but he should have cooked the potatoes before.
And wtf is his strange obsession with mayo?

actually its mustard sorry

Righteous indignation

Hello newfag.

Have you it seen this before?

Wasn't Elvis' thing peanut butter, jelly, and banana?

Serious question, do any of you guys knows if this fat fuck has been tested for retardation? How can people like him be in charge of a family, or a kid for that matter?

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yeah I think so
I just saved it with that name because its what the video said

He choked out his son for smoking weed

Being a retard doesn't prevent you from having a family, bro

You're talking about the Elvis sandwich. Grandparent's thing is the fool's gold loaf. Elvis liked both.

I legitimately believe that he is barely literate. He thinks books are stupid and history shouldn't be taught in schools, and obviously never reads directions

Cheyenne says it like it is.

>He thinks books are stupid and history shouldn't be taught in schools
Where did he say this?

youtube.com/watch?v=qei3jXCrxr0

youtube.com/watch?v=QrVWUrD1qTw

Wow his kid is probably going to end up even more retarded than him

Just from the little I've seen of Jack Jr, I can tell his IQ is over 85. Can't say the same for Jack. He could still end up being stupid though.

thanks for this

What a disgusting pig

Okay but I would legit devour this thing.

I'd eat that over pretty much anything Ja/ck/ has touched

>built in toothpick
That's some stringy meat.

>memes out over the correct amount of butter needed to cook salmon

lurk moar, newfag

Yeah I don't think I've ever had jerky get stuck in my teeth. Mango, though, god damn.

Jerky gets stuck in my teeth every time I eat it.

had jerky stuck in my teeth a couple times, but it was this weird kinda jerky that was super dry, no moisture at all really
they stopped selling it, and i really wish they would bring it back because it was amazing

JYAKKU

Even when he manages to make something passable, he fucking ruins it.

Pretty sure he just bought the cake so yeah it was ok until he put the diarrhea on it.

Jack's idea of a strawberry shortcake is filling a store bought pound cake with strawberries, strawberry jam and whipped cream.

Bought it? All I'm seeing there is jam, whipped cream and strawberries. Why would anyone pay for something which is so easy to put together on your own.

I meant he just bought the cake part, he probably put the fruit and whatnot in it later.

You shouldn't cook salmon in butter at all. It already has enough fat. You just use olive oil. Butter works with white fish.

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so he didn't even make it, he just poorly melted chocolate? jesus christ.

Looks excellent

Come on, that's his eating arm! He should definitely have enough strength to lift that pot high enough that he doesn't rub the bottom of it in the sauce.

anyone else ragecringe when he dropped that preprocessed shredded "cheese" on after the real mozzarella?

fug, I think I'll try this next time I have people over

red gel dye... why do you need extra bitter dye?

flipping that toward himself... fucker deserves to get burned

>anyone else ragecringe when he dropped that preprocessed shredded "cheese" on after the real mozzarella?
yup

i-is that molasses
tell me that's not molasses

i bet he didn't pull the pinbones out of that, did he?

The salt was ridiculous but it definitely looks interesting...

i think that's that clumpy shitlike half-softened butter and cocoa powder "icing" he made

it's poorly melted chocolate chips

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>greasy, pork fingers
>bag that contained deep fried food
>bible verse

Americans

link?

>thread called GIF recipes
>only has webms
how about you post some actual gifs? these shitty webbums don't work in safari.

youtube.com/watch?v=6aJKzhKsR9o

thanks

No jelly. It was peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Sometimes with marshmallow fluff in it.

Pan fried.

The first thing I thought when I saw this video. There is no way you could even taste the prosciutto, and there is no way the people cooking this will have any idea about how they are ruining it.

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Obligatory, "how dus he git out wit out breaknig all de eggz?" post.

Is it you that does it? Do you reply to yourself with this stupid question every time you post that webm?

>safari