What cheese are you enjoying this Sunday morning?
Real cheese only; fans of Wisconsin plastic garbage are invited to make another thread (assuming anyone eats that stuff for breakfast, I'm not an anthropologist so I don't know)
Kinderhook Creek for me, with a warm baguette and local honey
fag.
you don't even know what time of day we each cheese then why do you feel so conceited and self confident that our cheese is shit you mongoloid?
because it's american and anything american is shitty in his little world. he's just repeating things he heard other people say.
I avoid your cheese at all times, I've just only seen it presented for consumption later in the day
>flyover land is the REAL America, the northeast US is actually part of yurop
Midwestern education at work
>Real cheese only; fans of Wisconsin plastic garbage
lol memes
So good when it's melted and mixed with chocolate.
>midwestern education at work
nice try. I live in vermont and understand we have the best cheese in the country. I also understand wisconsin isn't known for
>I live in vermont
sure you do. must be why you implied that anyone who doesn't love wisconsin cheese must be AL QAIDA TRYING TO TAKE OUR FREEDOMS
you used an argument straight out of the WIDF handbook. you've been found out, time to give up now
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Wisconsin does make most of America's good cheese. Most of the process cheese comes form California (while most of the cheap pizza tier mozzarella is Wisconsin)
>you used an argument straight out of the WIDF handbook
You mean referencing reality instead of memes?
Had Cabot Hunter's Extra Sharp for breakfast, probably doing some extra aged Gruyere on a burger for dinner.
the "reality" that kinderhook creek is somewhere in france?
sure thing, WIDF
Délice de Bourgogne and stilton
here's a picture of the inside of my fridge.
Kraft singles on white bread.
What?
>What?
What? What? Are you drunk? Can't remember what's going on? Maybe you should sleep it off, WIDF
Are you just trying to confuse people with random statements with no connection to the previous one?
you probably wish you were in france if youre going to brag about eating "kinderhook creek, with a warm baguette and local honey" and pretending Wisconsin doesn't make real cheese. then people wouldn't think youre a faggot, theyll just think youre european.
Just go to bed...
>bread that isn't wonder bread and sweet stuff that isn't made of HFCS are socialist gommunist europoor weapons to steal our FREEEDUMMMMMB and impose sharia law
... or maybe not, keep up the 10/10 comedy
it's the adjectives that make you sound like a faggot.
>unless you have a PhD in communism from UW Superior, you shouldn't put on airs with pretentious fag words like "bagutte" and "enjoying"
>"warm" and "local"
we don't need to know that.
enjoying and baguette aren't adjectives, idiot.
you are trying way too hard
This doesn't make sense. Are you saying America doesn't have nice things? It seems like you're projecting a lot
Deep down, flyovers believe america is shit, that's why they go ballistic with defensive anger any time they think they're interacting with a foreigner.
When you consider their mentally ill point of view it makes sense:
>flyovers think flyover land is "the real america"
>nothing good comes from flyover land
>therefore, nothing good comes from the real america
>but how can we be #1 if nothing good comes from the real america? let's pretend garbage is good! anyone who doesn't like garbage therefore hates america!
Such are the mental gymnastics they have to go through every day to come to grips with the mediocrity of their ''''food''''
no, i'm saying your post sounds pretentious, since you have ignorantly generalized wisconsin cheese as "plastic garbage" that shouldn't grace the very presence of your post, as you eat your "kinderhook creek" (like we know what the fuck that is) with your "warm" baguette and "local" honey. it's pretty much the general impression french people give when americans visit or when they post on the internet, that we are somehow beneath them and their salmon colored shorts.
right. vermont is totally a flyover state.
Everything besides Brooklyn and San Francisco is flyover
>Brooklyn
>not flyover
Lena Dunham pls go
you have to go back.
the homeland of your savior is a flyover now?
Inland northern places like Vermont, and Wisconsin are fairly similar, thats probably why they make the best cheese in america
Israel?
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you sound very cultured.
He was born and raised in Brooklyn
The fact that you flyovers chose him as your senator just shows that flyovers deserve to be governed by their betters
New England and the Upper Midwest are actually quite similar culturally. They are probably more like each other than either is like any other region
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I'm just about to bite into a big old burrito I made with potatoes, eggs, and some good Wisconsin cheddar, aged 4 years.
Range bans for europe when?
these threads are always started by Americans pretending to be from Europe