Pregnant bitches

What do pregnant women eat?

My Asian wife is pregnant and won't stop being a bitch. I think if I feed her something she'll calm down a bit.

Cock

salty coins

Napalm generally quells slants.
(or nuclear weapons)

chicago style pizza

Why don't you ask her instead of posting on Veeky Forums. I'm pretty sure she'll have much more idea what she wants to eat

/thread

They eat everything.
Expect to make lots of 2am trips to the convenience store because she wanted nachos.

He can't because she doesn't exist.

The livelihoods of men

My hand across their mouth when they spout their bullshit....

He can't. He made it up

Why would you go on Veeky Forums and lie about being married to an Asian woman? Why would you do that? Why?

babies

>OP covers hand in yellow highlighter
>now considers his jack off hand his asian waifu
>came on it and got it preggers
checks out

Not fish...

Feed her organic things for a healthy baby.

Spike her green gook tea with ever clear and ambien, that oughta shut her up

Backhandèe

It's not hard to do. Many Asian women born in Asia consider even a bottom tier white men to be prestigious. One of the reasons few people want to marry white women anymore.

How do get Amoeban?

Hit up a middle-aged white woman and ask her for some.

feed her NOTHING
well okay, but, she's not literally eating for two. she doesn't need one cup of rice instead of half. if she eats the normal amount, she'll still have cravings (she'll ALWAYS have cravings) but you have to let her know she'll get fat and it will be harder to lose it than it was to say "yes" to toppings on a baked potato.
kids? 9~ months. fat? forever. not exaggerating. asians just do better with rice so I said rice. they don't do so well with cheese