>Veeky Forums has the best writers in all of Veeky Forums
Going by the previous assumption, does this therefore mean that Veeky Forums is the best at sexting?
Problem: have no contact or decent internet to get intimate with mah Gee-Ef, so we've resorted to texting. Calls are expensive in my hostel and my plan has at least unlimited texting. She's been iniating sext with me but I often draw a blank, and like a fresh artist intching to bleed on a blank piece of paper, I couldn't say anything that would make her cum.
What are some good sexting techniques to have? I've never done this before but apparently, it's all the rage with young people.
Bonus: Does Veeky Forums write erotica? Is writing erotica a viable way to make a living?
The best sexters on this hellhole are probably on /soc/ my man But remember that the best way to learn is always practice
>Does Veeky Forums write erotica? Is writing erotica a viable way to make a living? A week ago there was a guy who wrote erotic fiction to sell on Amazon, and he made about 300 bucks from it
Daniel Howard
I'm the worst at sexting. When it comes to women, I only know how to be a knockoff DFW-lite piece of sarcastic shit that is just barely, BARELY better than teenage girls on Tumblr trying to be sassy Joss Whedon characters 24/7 in how affected it is. I can get girls to be like "you're so funny!" and occasionally that results in them being willing to fuck me, but I can't actually be sexy about it. I can only awkwardly realign my childbrain internet snark cannons to fumble out another inappropriately self-deprecating line, or unsexily ruin everything by acting like I'm too cool for the room, even when the room has a naked girl in it.
The one or two times I actually went against my instincts and tried sending sexy texts, it went fucking horribly. She was totally into it, she wasn't embarrassed or self-conscious to be saying these things at all, but I was embarrassed FOR her. I was embarrassed for the both of us. I kept trying to tread this awkward path between the fragments of five different shitty personas that were trying to come to the fore, and to rationalize it all in my mind like I was humoring her, or indulging her, or even mocking her by going along with iton some level. She just wanted to masturbate, and I kept saying weird sarcastic shit for no reason. I think fundamentally I felt like my libido was too embarrassingly sincere or corny to be shown to another human being, without first ensconcing it in +5 Sarcastic Deflection Armour. But you can't really be constantly "on," constantly making jokes, when the subject of the conversation is how hot her wet pussy is. You just end up looking like a strange retard who is scared of vaginas.
Even with guys, I can't be sincere either. My best friend told me he was going to kill himself last night on Steam and I replied "i hope not, otherwise i'll have no one to talk to every day about how much i hate niggers." I'm not even racist, and I would be really sad if he killed himself, but I didn't want to be gay about it.
Eli Wood
I remember I had phone sex with this chick who always calls me at night whenever she wanted to talk to or needed to masturbate.
She wanted me to talk dirty when all I really wanted was to hear her moan. I wasn't great at turning people on over the phone, I relied on my facial cues and body languages for that. So the best I could do to turn her on over the phone was to literally be a sarcastic asshole. I'd get her to do the talking, while I just sarcastically instigate her, "oh you're pussy's wet?", "oh you're sucking your fingers?", never really adding my own content and just playing off of her vibe.
The last time I was sincere with a girl was with my first love at highschool, about 8 years ago. I was the master at talking dirty, saying how I wanted to cum down her mouth, how I wanted to fuck her face like it was a pussy... but things happen, people change, love fails, and now I'm here trying to learn the old ways of talking dirty in less than 140 characters.
Oliver Robinson
Go to /adv/ mouthbreather
Aaron Diaz
Thanks for the contribution, Pajeet.
You may go home now, the money has been deposited in your account.
Adrian Foster
You have to put on your robe and wizard hat.
Hunter Lewis
I come to Veeky Forums neither to fap nor to feel sad and inadequate.
Ryder Moore
I make $200 a month through royalties to 40 or so mini erotica stories / books I've self-published under dozens of pseudonyms. There used to be a Veeky Forums group called Minitrue Pornosec and we'd hype each others' work to attract readers.
