ITT: Veeky Forumserary pleb stories

ITT: Veeky Forumserary pleb stories.

I need to hear embarrassing stories about plebs you've encountered outside your basements.

Mandatory.

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> reading Les Miserables at uni, during my lunch break
> a girl from my class asks how a musical works in a book if you can't hear them singing

Really regretting my choice in university.

My grand-grandmother thought men couldn't go to the Moon because there wasn't a door in it. I'm not even kidding, she died at 96. RIP.

Did she mean that they couldn't go inside of the moon? What does this have to do with literature, user

> people actually find Moby Dick boring

One time I saw someone reading a book I didn't like, so I shouted "yucka pucka!"

Good, now the world is rid of that stupid cunt

I don't know really, I think she imagined the Moon as a house. She stood for the position even after seeing the NASA footages.