Girl on Tinder says she likes books

>Girl on Tinder says she likes books
>Message her saying I'm quite the literary aficionado, my favourite writers are Kafka, Wallace, Joyce, Proust and Nabokov and ask her about her favourites
>She says she loves John Green, The Hunger Games and Laurie Penny.

Why are women such plebs?

She replied back. You're in. Why the fuck are you complaining.

>inb4 it's bait

ITT: shit that never actually happened

If you actually called yourself a "literary aficionado" and listed all of your favourite authors in your first message, then there is no saving you however "pleb" or "patrician" the girl is.

>literary aficionado,
porn creeper
>my favourite writers are Kafka,
being alone
>Wallace,
treating women as objects
>Joyce,
brazillian fart porn yes pls
>Proust
secretly gay
>and Nabokov
need a wife to type my manuscript

If you can get her to type your story about how you were the best read man on tinder, you'll have more than just the DFW thing in common.

Roastie detected

Kek. She was being ironic, you dumbfuck. She was probably mocking your plebby and standard literary tastes.

the only one of those that's insulting to the writer is the Wallace one. mad /tv/ detected

This is bait. Report thread pls.

it's called fiction, newb