Hi Veeky Forums!

Hi Veeky Forums!

Now before you start hating me with "not muh literature", literature is all about the written word, right? And I'm here to ask you for some advice on words that are written. I'm glad we agree.

Now to the point, I want to start walking peoples dogs for a little extra money on the side and have already got some good lines to throw on the poster. However, I can't quite come up with a name for my business. My name is Rocco if that helps at all.

Hit me with your catchiest phrases and titles for a dog walking business!

My name is Rocco, I will walk your dog in this busy Modern Life

ROCCO WALK DOG
DOG ROCCO WALK
WALK DOG ROCCO

A good start! But needs a little bit more of a ring to it.

specialists in cynological perambulation

How about "I'm a useless son of a bitch who WILL suck the tiny cock of a 10 year old out of pleasure as soon as I find the way to abduct one! There's one I want, I watch him at the park all the time, playing, sweating, sometimes he'll wear shorts and all. But yeah, I need money for a van, so let me walk your dog! I'll take it to the park with me, I go there a lot. Call me: [Your shitty number, faggot].
My name is Rocco, because my parents just KNEW I was going to be a fucking weirdo once I grw up. Not that they cared, since they had the nerve to fucking have another retarded kid, like I wasn't enough. Crazy, right?! Call me, seriously, I'm so tired. So alone. Call me.
Call me."?
If you don't like it get the fuc outta my board. Reported, faggot. Go suck underage cock.

Rocco is a stupid name

Your phrases will be stupid, Rocco.

Need your dog to be taken for a walk-o? Call me, Rocco

do you need someone to walk your dog? dude hit me up

Rocco's Doggy Routes?

Getting closer, not quite though.

Hehe, I love my name dude.

beautiful

Thanks for the laugh mate! Either way, bans don't work on us here in country, we have dynamic IPs.

>only 90s kids etc. pp.

Rocco here, this is actually pretty good. But braindead normies won't get it!

Hehe, loved it man. :) I am a 90s kid.

Here is a little inspiration for you guys.

Team Rocdog

Here's some Veeky Forums advice that will earn you gorillions, instead of pennies doing just dog walking.

The dick sucking market is crashing at this moment, there is an incredibly high demand for it.

If you suck a dick for 10 dollars each and you suck 10 dicks a day, you earn a wooping 100 dollars a day, which you can then use for all the cool video games you want!

Yeah, and make sure to wear a bra in the process.

And Veeky Forums remains unoriginal!

Come on all you patrician wordsmiths? Where are your skills at?

And only suck undeveloped genitals covered in honey and smegma, so you fucking die sooner.

The noble act of walking another man's dog to fill the void in your wallet, may not be the smartest of ways to do so.

Thou might consider providing the erotic service of pleasuring other men orally, forasmuch as the modern American market is currently in high demand of such services.

On the assumption, that you charge a fee of 10 US dollars, you, my noble gentleman, would earn a tolerant income of 100 dollars each day, which would allow to obtain any form of entertainment you wish for.

>assumption,
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Clumsy.

It's 4 am.

Excuses.

rocco will walko your doggos?

Dude, I love dogs. They are mad fun and I'm fit as fuck. Why not combine all these things for money? I see only profit. Actually just thinking about it made me happy now.
On a side note, I'm so fucking tired of clicking on bodies of water, trees and mountains.

I love doggy. style.
its only smellz

Hi Veeky Forums!

Now before you start hating me with "not muh literature", literature is all about words, right? And I'm here to ask you for some advice on words. I'm glad we agree.

Now to the point, I want to start sucking a bunch of dicks. I don't want money for sucking the dicks, I just love sucking dicks and I want to suck the most dicks possible. However, I can't quite come up with the right words to tell people that I want to suck their dick. My name is Rocco if that helps at all.

Hit me with your catchiest phrases and titles to help me express how much I want to suck dick!

Hi, I'm Veeky Forums. I can't come up with anything useful so I have to spout nonsensical dick sucking memes in order to validate my own insecurities because I can't be assertive and take initiative like OP. Please laugh at my joke that has been told more times than there are stars in the known universe. Also, I love shoving large vegetables up my anus and then removing it and selling it at the local market. Yeah, that's right fuck, IRONY. OP out.

Maybe get original for the first time in your life and come up with something on your own instead of relying on others to do the work for you?

Oh and btw, asking for some dumb help with your dumb Rocco name is not taking initiative

Rocko's Runs

I care about the health and well being of every doggy in this whole city. That's why it's my promise to not only walk your dogs, but to run with them. No your eyes DON'T deceive you, you've finally found it! It's my personal guarantee that once the leash is secure to my dog-leash belt to engage your beloved pups physically with a hearty sprint. Buy Now!