How do I read this book in public without looking like a pedophile?

How do I read this book in public without looking like a pedophile?

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Read the plain $10 penguin classic edition.

Most people will just think, "Wow! Look at this nerd, he's reading a book." Don't worry, user. The world doesn't care about literature anymore.

Whoever uncultured enough not to have heard of Lolita needs to be slapped in the mouth.

I read it on my kindle on a family road trip popping boners the whole time

Kindle.

That, or grow a pair and realise everyone realises it's just a book.

most normies probably haven't even heard of it

be a woman

don't be ugly

The people who are even remotely interested in what hook a stranger is reading have probably read or at least heard about what Lolita is.

No one's going to judge you, don't be autistic.