A Song of Ice and Fire or Lord of the Rings?
A Song of Ice and Fire or Lord of the Rings?
Ethan Martin
Kevin Taylor
One of these invented a language. The other masturbates really hard to incest torture porn.
I think I'll take the former.
Samuel Reed
ASOIAF is good, but I think it jerks itself off quite a lot, whereas LoTR has a purpose and a story to tell and it tells it well.
Oliver Fisher
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
Christian Sullivan
I love it. Can anyone who's read it give me some context?
Justin Harris
One of the protagonists is stranded in the wilderness with dysentery.
Tyler Brooks
Oh look it's this thread again. Tolkien is far superior in just about every way.
Don't tell that to /tv/ though, they get really butthurt about it.
Ryder Walker
lotr because it's mad sick yo!
Justin Bell
I dont know why people hate this passage. Its a very accurate description of diarrhea
Jaxson Cox
he wrote "shitting" haha