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Hitler
Schopenhauer (on Women)
Evola

Old(ish) picture, but w/e

Süskind
Kafka
Hesse

fucking lmao thanks for the laugfh

consider taking the redpill, you fat effeminate nümale cuck

Hi, my name is Fred.
My favourite three books are: My collection of Emerson's essays, my collection of Greek Tradegy (in Ancient Greek of course) and Schopenhauer's Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung.

I'm trying my best to enjoy life at the moment :)

hey at least you are on a date

Maugham
mishima
Celine

Np pham

I look similar to the guy on this cover but with blonde hair and shittier facial hair.

Kafka
Voltaire
Ernest Hemingway

>numale detected

Reminder that if you were born in the 80's or 90's and post on Veeky Forums, you're a nu-male.

I don't look like any of those guys lool

If you're the emasculated faggot in the pic, then yes you do.

DFW
Camus
Asimov

well if you say so. someone sounds jellies cuz he uglier than I lel

isn't that just another term for hipster

Rand
Freud
Nietzsche

pls bully

so not similar at all?

...

>beard
>glasses
>hat to hide receding hairline
>fag shirt

Bet you don't even support Trump

I don't like your glasses

>Rand
hopefully it's not the Rand I'm thinking about or I'll take your fucking lunch money punk

Similar - resembling without being identical.

If its Ayn Rand, You're probably not a bad guy at heart but you're outwardly annoying.

Pic would look like a mix b/w Justin beiber and Ryan gosling.

Fav authors
Shakespeare
Tolstoy
That guy that wrote the Bible, I think his name was Alexander dumas

I'm Canadian. trump is hilarious. I hope you stupid yanks get him for president. I miss george bush Jr type presidential antics

Taking my lunch money will make you a moocher and de-value currency. Bring back the gold-standard.

Not my glasses but okay.

deus vult, my white brother

Fuck off, reddit

Canada isn't really in any position to shit talk a country's potential president. You dumb assholes elected a pretty retard as PM.

You're the classic pseudo-intellectual.

You don't understand that both Rand and Freud have been thoroughly debunked and are no longer discussed by anyone who actually knows anything about economics or psychology.

Worse yet, you're another one of those cringey people who read Nietzsche without any of the necessary philosophical framework because you think it'll make you deep.

You probably think "God is dead" means "Richard Dawkins was right".

If this was a troll, 10/10

I voted for harper. all your candidates though weeeeeeeeew lad hahaha. who cares. Vote trump for the LULZ

>Marcus Aurelius
>Evola
>Tolkien

Posting with my high school yearbook picture lol

Lucretius
Voltaire
Sam Harris

What is with all this balding shaming? Are you a woman?

Nice

I hate you for comparing Lucretius and Voltaire to Sam Harris. Should have gone with Dawkins and Hitchens to make the meme fly.

10/10 would banter with

get some better favorites, fuck

lol my hair isn't even receding you cunts

I rarely read more than one book by an author, these are literally the only ones that I re-read or have read other books by.

Vonnegut
Hemmmingway
McCarthy

pls no bully

Not saying you are, I just don't understand why the site is so negative towards balding people. Balding men get enough shit of women, we shouldn't give them more shit on top of that. Disliking a man for aspects of his appearance which he has no control over is very feminine in my opinion. I say this as a man with no signs of balding so far.

wew lad. You got one part right, I am a pseud.

I think that you have misinterpreted me and my choices.

Freud is valuable because he is the father of psychotherapy. Nearly every vein of psychotherapy has, in some way, draw from Freud. Distinctions in theories arise based on whether on not the theorist approves of Freud.

Ayn Rand builds a strong case for individualism and money. Although her metaphysics are bogus, one can not deny her contributions to individualism and libertarianism.

God's death is a cause for weeping bro.

Thanks for the critique bro.
8/10 would Socratic dialouge with again

Appreciate it bro.

Virgil
Cervantes
Apollonaire

If either of you live in Melbourne, come to NGV tomorrow night for the Art book fair, and we can drink asahi and bitch about current affairs.

everyone's just an edgelord and try and make fun of you no matter what for what ever reason they can imagine

>implying

i'm a girl btw

i'm a writer/10

tits or gtfo

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fresh from the press. Hopefully no one will track me down.

>Sabato
>Chesterton
>Sor Juana

pls no bully

McCarthy
Burgess
Hemingway

fight me, fags, I dont care

lol

lol all the catholic christposters and evola-tier weirdos look like absolute neckbeards. who would have imagined.

houellebecq
hemingway
wilde

post yours, fag

I'm not an attention whore

Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand

Your cat looks exactly like mine.

(you)

Would

...

Faulkner
TS Eliot
Hemmmingway

Do you have a nice butt?

lol

11/10 Would build a transcontinental railroad for my own personal benefit with.

Would what?

Cat owner master race checking in.
Here's a pic of my boy.

True patrician.

fuck

This is not a "post a picture of yourself" thread, fuck off.

This is me. Some of my favorite authors are visible in the image.

Dostoevsky
Dick
Hesse

Yates
camus
calvino

The bread in your collar was a nice touch

HEYWHAT'SUPGUYS
ANTHONY FANTANO HERE
THEWORLDSBUSIESTMUSICNERD

I like your style. that's the outfit I wear every single day. tell me your wearing black vans ?

>he likes dick

lmao

Very fresh and splunky meme, my dude

You look very angry.

yes

Your head is smaller at the middle. Is that a medical condition?

Would

lol damn you youngsters and your knowledge of random YouTube people!!! get me every time.

grey vans or converse usually

thanks senpai

close enough

nice

pulled out of mom's vagina with tongs bro. fucked my shit right up.

fuck off, Ebert

That's sad, man. I thought it was because of the glasses making an optical illusion, but tough luck.

I don't really like Camus but have enjoyed the little Yates I have read. Know any poems by heart?

joking. it's the glasses.

hey! You're that cringey faggot that did that Blood Meridian "review", aren't you?

I know, user. I mean, c'mon. It's not funny if you acknowledge the misunderstanding. Now share some fucking Yates, godammit.

yes!

no

Zizek
Kafka
Kierkegaard

You forgot to post pic

Wolfe
Lawrence Sterne
Mishima