Who are some good fat authors?

Who are some good fat authors?

Alexander "Wine and dine then bum a ho so fine" Kielland.

Samuel Johnson and G. K. Chesterton immediately come to mind. Balzac looks quite heavy in his photos, as does Dumas.

Rex Stout for fiction

Edward Gibbon for non fic

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Rex Stout wasn't fat, you nitwit.

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Thomas Aquinas was fat

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