Who are some good fat authors?

Who are some good fat authors?

Alexander "Wine and dine then bum a ho so fine" Kielland.

Samuel Johnson and G. K. Chesterton immediately come to mind. Balzac looks quite heavy in his photos, as does Dumas.

Rex Stout for fiction

Edward Gibbon for non fic

Dum(b)as(s)

Rex Stout wasn't fat, you nitwit.

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>Tolstoy
>tatiana tolstaya

Thomas Aquinas was fat

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surprised anyone knows who this is anymore. Rex Stout is my great-great uncle. Magritte titled many of his paintings after his work

Surprising considering the time.

So was Luther funnily enough.

Probably why they're such poor theologians, corpulent and greedy.

Rex Stout was the best of his genre. He was not fat, but his protagonist Nero Wolfe was.

William Gass is the only correct answer.

Preacher's say, "Do as I say, not as I do."

Me.

Fat people are unable to do anything good, obese scum

George RR Martin

Obligatory.

Is it really true that he used stab gypsies for fun?

hem & buk

Jaroslav Hasek got so fat he died.

Chesterton is GOAT fat writer

Hem wasn't fat, he had a dadbod in the Cuba years tho

>dadbod
>not fat

lmaoing at your life

retarded frog fags

Yes, the city government in Stavanger fish up old corpses from the waters outside his house almost every month.

Henry james