Reading while walking

How many swirlies have you received so far today?

Don't be so mad then

Yes I do this and yes I'm autistic.

Are you happy?

Not hitting "new levels" though; I've always been like this.

I did this when I was a kid and didn't have a phone

oh god the cringe

I laughed but I credit you for being man enough to admit it.

Whenever i've tried to do this i usually I've begun panicking at the possibility of falling into a hole, or maybe smacking my head against a street lamp, or getting robbed, or crossing the streets as cars go by, or bumping with a muscular stranger on steroids.

I do it because I like reading and don't have much else to do while I walk

I don't know why people say it's hard, I don't find it hard. I also don't understand how some people can't read in cars. I might be lucky in both regards.

Reading in a car isn't hard for me, but it makes me sick.
It is as much a mystery to you as it is to me how some people can do it but I can't.

I could go like 10 minutes and then look out the window for 10 minutes and then read for 10 more minute etc. and I would be fine. But that is too much /work/.

I like doing one thing at a time so I find a comfy spot then read, only if its something really important do I read while walking

I have an autistic dislike of stopping in the middle of a text. If I reach my bus stop before finishing the chapter I will finish it walking, but I do try to avoid it.

Sometimes I do it because I accidentally didn't read fast enough on my train trip to finish the chapter (or at least the section)
>I'm a boy btw

It just gives me a headache thinking about doing that

I had this class once and the professor was quite young. We parked in the same parking garage and after every class we left at the same time and he would carefully manage to be slower than me so we wouldn't arrive at our cars at the same time. We pretty much pretended to not notice each other. He was usually with this woman I imagine was his gf, one day she gave a guest lecture.

There was one time where by some fluke we both drove past each other and made eye contact and we waved awkwardly and that was the high point of our relationship.

I do this sometimes, but it's hard as FUCK

I just can't imagine myself in a situation in which this would naturally occur. I barely read in public at all, and when I do I try not to let anyone see me. Usually I just put it away when I have to walk somewhere.

Have any anons actually done this unintentionally? Also, why do you read in public at all?

>I also don't understand how some people can't read in cars.
If I try to read in a car it causes this awful nausea that lasts a long time and really makes me fear I'm going to puke. I'd love to read in cars and have tried it many times but it's a doomed attempt every time, causing regret.

However sometimes I can do it if it's dark outside and I can't see the landscape whizzing by from any corner of the eye. But yes, consider yourself lucky, I envy you for that

You make it sound like reading is something shameful.
Sometimes I read on the bus because what else am I supposed to do?

is it a trend really? i have seen people do it for as long as i can remember, ive done it as well but only as a child, doing it as a grownup is just silly

Oh no, I didn't mean to imply that. Just confidence issues I suppose.

>reading in public
kys, all of you

Yes. Most of the people here are idiots.

I like to wander around in wide circles in my backyard while reading. I can't do it on public sidewalks because there's too many people buzzing about, which makes me very self-conscious, plus there's lots of cars and dogs and other dangerous distractions about. But walking while reading is very pleasurable and gets my thoughts moving in tandem with the rhythm of the author's consciousness. I've read all of Gogol and most of Faulkner's major works while walking. Once I stayed at my uncle's farm and walked for miles down a deserted dirt road in late September while reading Absalom, Absalom! It's one of the greatest literary experiences of my life, I think.

Kill yourself.

What do you mean by "moving in tandem with the rythm of the author's consciousness"? Do you sprint at beautifully written moments? Did you do the monthy python funny walks while reading Infinite Jest?
I can only walk, or rather pace around an area, when reading something light. This morning, I walked around my kitchen table while reading GoT and snatching something to eat from the cupboards everytime I picked up bad writing. I feel real serious literature can be enjoyed only if approaching a sleep-like level of calm. Maybe walking is a way to hypnothizing yourself?

Huh? I just posted in another thread about reading while walking and now came across a whole thread about reading while walking. Fucking botnet.

Anyway, I once saw a girl walking in a middle of a city while reading a hardcover. I thought it was stupid and that she was doing it for attention, but she was cute and she smiled to me, so I had to forgive her. Autism is hard.

>reading GoT and snatching something to eat from the cupboards everytime I picked up bad writing
are you trying to become the size of the author?

if im at a particularly good part of a book, i read while i walk. I used to do it in the halls between classes, but then we got a new town of kids in and the halls are too crowded, id step on peoples heels.

It's the same as reading in public. It only seems showy because you're too busy wishing you got the recognition you're giving them. The reality is they just want to get some reading done and if you know your neighborhood like the back of your hand you might as well do it while walking.

Oh, and go fuck yourself all of you retards who assume I'm reading in public for your dumbass approval.

Do Biff and his friends pick on you? Do they shove you in your locker?

I read on my way to class because i'm panic-cramming for discussion.

>This
I know my school campus well enough not to crash into anybody, and I look up when I cross the street.
I need to get some personal reading done in between classes and on my way to buses, why would I waste my time looking at people on my way?? So I can remember how lonely I am?

That's how it happens for me. I do put it away soon enough if I'm not finishing up a chapter or paragraph though, because it's still unpractical.

I do consider myself really lucky. If I couldn't read while I was travelling I'd be so fucked

ah, yes, I remember this tactic of test days. I would read, or rather eye-gang-rape a selected text, sprint into the class, jump-sit into a chair and then just vomit all my knowledge onto a sheet of paper.
The act of reading was like getting as much water in the mouth as possible without swallowing, and then holding it for as long as possible. Getting into the classroom, I would chant under my breath the few dates and names and ideas and definitions I had inhaled and they sometimes merged together.
When the time had come to write them down it was the real test. My memory played tricks on me, and even with a clear recollection it was difficult to make an interesting argument out of some bare factoids desperately chosen at random. I shoehorned a lot.
Now I look back on my years as a bad student with almost fond memories, because they're not part of the present. It's funny how some uncomfortable moments seem quaint in retrospect.

>tfw have to cook a banquet feast every time there's one in GoT.
I've gotten rly good at little cakes.

desu I did not do it as a rule. These defects irked me, and I showed it by getting distracted and doing two things at once : reading and writing.
>tfw I browse both Veeky Forums and porn sites and still read a sentence of grrm here and a sentence there

I wish the fat fuck knew I'm the reader equivalent of a distracted lover who looks at his watch in the middle of the act and falls asleep before the orgasm.

This isn't new. William Gladstone would be walking while reading a book in the 19thC.

You honestly wouldn't make it to the end of the street here in a british village without treading in at least 3 different piles of dogshit

how about readin on the bike ?

Its about as retarded as using a phone while walking. So retarded infact that my home country is planning on making it "illegal" to walk and use a phone, I would assume it will apply to books aswell.

Where are you from user?