/lit plopped down his cool sofa on that hot afternoon, with a sigh of relief. He had the house to himself. Mother and father had gone out to the movies, so he knew he could look forward to hours of uninterrupted alone time. Though this was a particular day. Normally /lit would take to his Chinese cartoon website, where he would look at pictures of frogs and, of course, hard core porn. This naturally led from one thing to another, starting with his pants around his ankles and ending with a cramp in his hand, but ever since mother had caught /lit in the midst of one of his sessions, he was too timid to try again. “No.. today is the day I read a book” But what book should it be?
To be continued.
Adam Nelson
W O M E N A N D M E N O M E N & M E N
Carter Jackson
You have a serious mental problem.
Ayden Davis
hmm maybe a philosophy book? or one of the French writers.. That maupassant guy is pretty good.
Christopher Baker
I guess he could read some popular science book.. something about the universe.. but for dummies.
Ethan Bennett
>TRIGGERED
Carter Parker
I second a French author.
Jonathan Miller
Not including the second forward-slash in "Veeky Forums" is the most cringeworthy thing about this post, ignoring your obvious insecurity issues I mean.
Matthew Bailey
what's the word for when people get angry over little things.. like when their routine is messed up.. or when their legos aren't stacked up just right... or one toothpick is missing from the toothpick box... is that you?
Ayden Martin
Did some philosophy major make fun of you for pretending you'd read Heidegger?
Aaron Wright
...
Cameron Brown
bless me, /lit goddess!
Mason Lewis
bless me Veeky Forums goddess!
Anthony Allen
Beautiful.
Jaxon Mitchell
bless me, /lit goddess!
Ethan Foster
bless me, /lit goddess!
i really need those +50
Camden Taylor
What's this man's name again? he's an excellent artist
Luke Campbell
bless me, /lit goddess!
Parker Moore
Veeky Forums fired up his brand-spanking-new Kindle and went to the recommendations section to see if he could find what he was looking for. After 30 min or so of bouncing from one book to the other, he settled upon Martin Eden, a novel by the American author Jack London. He was immediately enthralled by the protagonist, who like /lit himself, was determined to become enlightened through self-education. “look at this fella. He is just like me!” exclaimed Veeky Forums. “He is strong and misunderstood. He seeks the love of a fine M’lady but in order to do so he must become, like me, someone among the literary elite.” Enchanted by London’s tale, Veeky Forums forgot all about Ling Ling, who unbeknownst to Veeky Forums was at that very moment riding up and down Veeky Forums’s slippery cock. To be continued.
Evan Reed
Haha gay loser makes fun of book losers with purple prose. Look how hard this fag is trying. You're all a bunch of fuck head dick heads sucking on some dicks fucking on some dicks. Pure pussies and cunts. Go suck your mothers.
Justin Ross
Hickory Dickory Dock Ling slid down /fit's hard cock He let out a grunt and gushed in her cunt Hickory Dickory Dock
Nicholas Turner
FUCKING MAMMALS
Liam Flores
One of the things I like to do most is banging whores. I go out and I bang a lot of whores.
Owen Campbell
enlighten me, Veeky Forums goddess!
Wyatt Wilson
bless me lit goddess!
Lincoln Perez
bless me, /lit goddess!
Bentley Jones
Ling looked lustily at /fit as he gently applied tongue to her clit Her hips moved up and down as /fit's tongue went to town ohh how he loved her bald slit.
