From his Goodreads profile, written by him:

From his Goodreads profile, written by him:

>It all began when Pat Rothfuss was born to a marvelous set of parents. Throughout his formative years they encouraged him to do his best, gave him good advice, and were no doubt appropriately dismayed when he failed to live up to his full potential.

>In high-school Pat was something of a class clown. His hobbies included reading a novel or two a day and giving relationship advice to all of his female friends despite the fact that he had never so much as kissed a girl. He also role-played and wrote terrible stories about elves. He was pretty much a geek.

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>For the next seven years Pat studied anthropology, philosophy, eastern religions, history, alchemy, parapsychology, literature, and writing. He studied six different martial arts, practiced improv comedy, learned how to pick locks, and became a skilled lover of women. He also began writing a satirical advice column which he continues to this day: The College Survivial Guide. Through all of this he continued to work on his novel.

>Now Pat teaches half-time at his old school as an assistant-sub-lecturer. He is underpaid but generally left alone to do as he sees fit with his classes. He is advisor for the college feminists, the fencing club, and, oddly enough, a sorority. He still roll-plays occasionally, but now he does it in an extremely sophisticated, debonair way.

This is the current "king" of the Fantasy genre. Is there a more JUST genre anywhere?

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>He still roll-plays occasionally
More like he still roll-eats occasionally

My life is worse for knowing this person exists

you're just jelly he was able to lose his virginity

>and giving relationship advice to all of his female friends despite the fact that he had never so much as kissed a girl.

why do I imagine that his advice was actually really pathetic and girls were just asking for it to laugh at afterwards behind his back?

>taking a creative autobiography at face value

jesus christ this is cringe as fuck, this is a joke right? he's making fun of the typical 'cringe fantasy loving self-confessed nerd virgin' cliche right?

"giving advice" is the calling card of the beta orbiter

as is saying

>and became a skilled lover of women

in your professional bio. it just reeks of desperation to let everyone know you banged out a 5/10 goblin. i can think of another prominent beta figure who did this:

9:14 to 9:48
youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo

Sounds like someone should have been beaten more as a child.

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