What do you do if your book falls in the bath?

What do you do if your book falls in the bath?

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Pull it out and flip the pages while blowing on them.

Though to be fair, I've never dropped the ENTIRE book in the bath, just dipped corners.

Don't read in the bath you ass

Never been an issue. I do my reading in the shower.

I actually thought that would be a good invention

A reading cabinet in the shower. Haven't figured out how to turn pages yet though

Just put your Kindle in a plastic baggie. Simple.

I scream until Mother comes and finds me and pulls me out of the bath and dries me and dresses me and lays me down on the sofa with a cup of hot cocoa and an episode of the Simpsons. I loop the episode because she'll be away buying a new book from the library.

Pretty negligent of her to leave you unattended in the bath IMO

she sometimes falls asleep in her wheelchair and I have to splash her with water when she forgets her hearing aid

>reading in the bath

Can't you just drink hard liquor and masturbate like a normal person? Jesus fucking Christ.

DOn't want to get the pages filled with cum. Makes them hard to pull apart

Do you wank in the bath?

I've been reading in the bath for too long to make such a rookie mistake. It's the moisture you have to worry about.

Who doesn't?

I don't

I tried reading in the bath.
You have to stick your hands out of the water and grab the book right? And your hands are dry but your arms aren't. What bugs me is the band of skin around the middle of my forearms who gets wet and then sits out of the water because I'm holding a book. This band catches any gust of air and is irritating and cold. I'd rather wank in the bath, IMO the #1 literary activity in the bathroom. Reading in the bath really is too bored housewife-tier for me.

I have in the past but now I find shower for ez-jizz removal or bed for top porn is best

bath means you either have to cart along a rag for jizz disposal that will probably get soggy and nasty as you cart it to the trash/toilet dripping bathwater everywhere (or leave the sodden mass nearby like roadkill), you have to stop bathing after cumming, or you have to marinate in your own sperm.

Fap

You stop being a fag who reads in th bath.

Just do it like those uranium handlers, you put it in a glass case but you have these gloves that you can use to turn pages.

This is fine art.

Are you cut?

Ever tried turning pages with gloves?

Yes. Patent pending

I dont read (in the bath).

You had me worried there for a minute young man!

I'm going to draw some design ideas with MS Paint.

Just because it is called a "face wash cloth" doesn't mean it must be used exclusively for your face, user. Although, I would suggest you wash your face first...

relax... think of the last sentence... and let myself inside the water...

© 2016

Perfect

>stewing in your own filth

>wasting proteins

retard

top kek

Lucky you copyrighted it user. Anybody could have copied it otherwise.

I don't know if you know this or not, but most people shower before taking a bath because they serve different purposes. Baths are for relaxing.

I'm in tears holy shit

You only read in the bath when you have a ledge or lectern and towel to lay the book on. The towel protects it from splashing and can be used to dry your finger tips before page turning.

For ebook readers, you can get sleeves for underwater tablet use and take your book snorkelling if you like.

How to pre-order?

why am I laughing

yfw this amazing idea will never become a reality because people don't read enough

...

its fucking real

>yes I use photon

???????????

I tell my falcon to pick it up and hand it over to me.

every time shit like this happens board culture gets worse as the influx of newfags from imgur and tumblr and wherever the fuck else flock to Veeky Forums as a source of hi-larious maymays and original content donut steel

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keep me out of your dirty screenshot

kek'd all the way to the bank

>scrolling /int
>see that picture
>go to /lit
>HURR DURR WHAT TO DO BOOK IN DA WATER
>back to /int

Use a toaster to fish it out.

Veeky Forums has a cock not worthy of note

/int/ is honestly the smartest board on this site

>go to /int/ and make a post
>A FUCKING LEAF
>back to Veeky Forums

b-but I sit down in the bath to read. Standing is uncomfortable

you're in luck

Top skills

>buttmad Canadian can't handle the banter
Nothing new under the sun.

crying

>wanking in the bath

You know your mum can get pregnant if she runs one after you, right?

>not sharing the bath water

fuck.
was really hoping to resist going back to /d/.

>a little girl beat you to the idea of a generation

> Storage Wars, Walnut Whip, wank into a flannel

>Has never had any friends or camaraderie of any sort
>He thinks an obnoxious meme qualifies as "banter"

I genuinely pity you

Her favorite books

>what 10 books would you recommend to young readers like you? Navigating Early, Uglies, Jump Ship to Freedom, The Twits, Helen Keller’s Teacher, The Summer of Moonlight Secrets, The Name of This Book is Secret, Ten Miles Past Normal, The Secret Tree, Matilda

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You okay, mate?

thats cute

Fuck off, Tony

Kickstarter link?

>The Twits
>mfw I read this as The Twinks

I do a ton of reading on the lake so a bunch of my books are weathered. I guess just don't bring a book you don't want to ruin

Am I the only cray enough one here to read while cycling?

Does he have melanoma

Buy a new book

wtf is that on his face

the other guy died

shadows of doubt from those that don't clap in peter pan

heh but he didn't patent it just coming back from the patent office now off to make a fortune off it

Freckles you fuckmongler.

Fill out the warranty card and send it in.

SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH

I don't read in the bath, I listen to music, reading is for dry land.

>bath
Do you enjoy steeping in your own filth?

Fist myself