Can we get some 80s-core Veeky Forums?

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I haven't seen one in years and I work in downtown Toronto and take the subway everyday

They had a specialist on speech trends on the radio once who mentioned how the valley girl speech mannerism was conveyed and propagated entirely through a series of high exposure media.

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Yeah, the main thing was a Frank Zappa song. There were natural elements, like some of the slang, but the exaggerated style of speech was 100% just people copying media.

dude is one of the greatest books of all time

Bright Lights, Big City or pretty much anything by Jay McInerney really. Dude was probably the ultimate yuppie writer and I'm not sure it was even ironic either.

I found a blog about books two librarians need to expunge for their libraries.

Check out Awful Library books.

Not true if you live in new york.

In 1987 all I wanna do is get stoned

This probably fits the bill. More on the "brat pack" side of the 80s than most of what's been posted in this thread so far.

That's because all you fuckers walk.

Not practical for bike riders.

>riding a bike

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The reverence, the worship of brands on here disturbs me.

>Proper breeding

How disturbing

Dumping some covers of awful books from the 1980s

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I found this shitty 1990s cover of Lord of The Rings

Looks deadly.

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We're getting dangerously close to eratic mindcontrol here.

Technically from 1992, but feels very 80s

>no one posted this yet

Seriously?

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Beat the crap out of your kids, the loving, Christian way

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So 1980s that it hurts

Feathered hair tho

That's pure 90s.

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>almost no young people have office jobs anymore.
wtf are you talking about. office jobs are like half the workforce (not actually but seriously. so many people work in offices.)

>not riding a bike

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Dont diet at me or my son ever again

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