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My best was a gay prostitute for like 2 years, and he made $100 per session to let dudes in their thirties blow him while he kept his eyes closed. That's too weird for me and I could never do that. If some dumass weirdo messages me on social media and acts all predatory though, I feel like it's morally permisable for me to separate him from his money.

Shut up, who the fuck cares about the rules? This is fucking Veeky Forums for christ's sake. If you want rules and active moderation go to reddit. People are talking here.

*my best friend

Nobody wants to read your blog about how you sucked some guy's dick online for money either, but here we are.

I was a big fan of Dan Brown when I was 16.

Better at 16 than in your 40s like most of the people who bought Da Vinci Code.

there are order even in the wild. Also, get the fuck to /adv/ or /b/ you shittless bitchy son of a whore.

just because of the fuzzy marketing and shit.

Why don't both of you go make like a tree and fuck off

I remember that shit, plenty of TV specials suggesting that the book was based within fact rather than fiction. Irritated the hell out of me.

Books I hate go in the bin.

Ethically speaking, you shouldn't be allowed to charge people for books or literature within the public domain.

I read fragments of the Da Vinci Code, I didn't like it. At the time the book I read was Angels&Demons, and I was impressed by the many reference (false culture) of the book. Years after I gave the book to my mother because she still is a big fan and has all his books.

Dan Brown really scored a jackpot back then. I don't know if it's just luck or part of a plan, but pretty sure the author got shit load of money out of the trade.

I masturbate into library books; only classical Greek literature though.

but they put their money into printing and shipping and shit. Even if they host it on a server or something, there are still electric cost, etc. Sure I agree public domain should be free of charge but people have to pay the transportation cost or no one is going to do the job and the lit would stuck dead in some forgotten pit.

A book that creates controversy is a book that sells, whether the book is good or bad. Also atheist books where at their peak at the time.
It was the "right book" at the right time.
Nowadays it'd go fairly unnoticed.

Same, I kinda think that if the spine of a book doesn't have any creases then it's probably never been read. I'm not saying the spine needs to be so heavily creased that it loses any structure integrity, but a light crease is fine

I had, and have, an extremely potent fap fantasy that centers around Martin Luther and heavily involves my fetish.

i am an uncontrollable liar

I just dropped this
>muh shakespeare
Jesus calm down

I read Infinite Jest and loved it

Happened yesterday (Friday). Probably going to quit my job Monday.

>be me
>work in an office
>KHV probably autistic
>develop an insane crush on a female colleague
>she is literally perfect
>she always smiles at me in a "cute" way
>sperg out and google her until I know everything about her
>crush intensifies since I feel I already know her
>fail to ever say anything but "hey" to her
>realize I have to make a move or lose her
>be today
>warm day, everyone's in a good mood and excited
>see her coming up the stairs
>wait for her to pass before descending myself
>she smiles and passes
>say "I would die for you"
>she turns and obviously heard me but says "sorry?"
>say it again but mumble and barely make sense to myself
>rush downstairs saying "sorry" without turning back
>embarrassed as fuck
>fear she's going to come over and embarrass me
>another colleague gives me the side-eye of pity

I'd love to seduce and make love to a sexually repressed Ayn Rand. Make her come out of her shell when she's with me. Make her want to be pretty for me.

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I write poetry that comes off as deep and complex but is really just a mask for my own aspirations, entertainment, and secrets. Every character and plot is taken from an anime, book, or vidyagame that I twisted to fit my own narrative.

A recent example (which you guys praised exercepts from over in the critique threads) is really just a combination of FFVII, FFXIII, Gurren Lagan, a guro fetish.

I thought OP was smart, once.

I read genre fiction to literature on something like a 10:1 ratio, and unironically enjoy urban fantasy paranormal detectives.

You and me both brother

hiro fuck off

I read the Harry Potter series something like 5 times through completely as a kid.

I am addicted to porn and only come here for the company even though I despise almost every post I see. It's comfortable.
Also I bullshit about philosophers I've never read and even engage in specific arguments with people about certain areas of philosophers' works and tend to do quite well by being insulting and obfuscatory

>as a kid.
Nothing wrong with that. Hell, I'm even okay with teen girls liking Twilight because at least they're reading something. It's the adults that are still into YA or kid stuff that are a problem.

Either you post here a lot, or there are many other posters like you.

I fap to Totally Spies.

ARC? Also, which novel?

You know it's me if whenever it starts to look as though I'm not winning the argument I turn to the 'all is subjective, nothing is knowable' or 'its all interpretation' and choke hold them with it while being mean until they give up or til it just becomes a pure shit throwing contest

i like to read crossdresser porn stories

How about this. I read the first 3 twilight books in about 6 days, most of which were school days in 8th grade. That was before the 4th one came out.

i like to watch girls poop

>tfw really want to read but end up spending the whole day on Veeky Forums and watching porn

Teach me how.

I don't get why this is fun for people, but I appear to be in the minority.

I unabashedly fap to traps.

bump

it's like this isn't even Veeky Forums anymore

what happened to you, Veeky Forums?

I get triggered if I see a book in the bathroom because I know you've been reading on the toilet and now that book is completely tainted with poo particles fused into the paper and should be burned.

i know this feel

Everything is tainted with poo particles, and they aren't even bad for you. Embrace the poo.

no shush shut up

i'm concerned at the speed that pup seems to be travelling

/b/ pls go

I preferred White Fang over Call of the Wild.