20,000 leagues under the sea... worth reading?

20,000 leagues under the sea... worth reading?

And king solomons mines... 2 titles i rarley hear mentioned on this board

weird twitter is fucking garbage

there are five classes of people:

1 me and my actually postironic friends
2 people who think they are postironic but actually aren't
3 tumblr who thinks they are 2 tier, but are actually below 2 and even worse
4 reddit memes
5 my mom

weird twitter is like a 2.5 at best, mostly 3

tao lin is 3.5

i'm tired of reading shitty post-irony. get on a csgo server and say gay shit with other dudes, talk about each others cocks when you arent gay, thats postironic. say niggers constantly when you arent racist, thats post ironic right there. stop fucking posting lowercase silly cadence shit on twitter and thinking its new. literally everything you could possibly conceive on fucking twitter was chimpanzee-typewriterd by fyad and fyad offshoots in 1997, ITS ALREADY BEEN FUCKING DONE

STOP IT

EVEN THIS THREAD, STOP

WE GET IT

IT'S LOWER CASE AND SILLY CADENCE

YOUR IRONY IS ON THE LEVEL OF WILL FARREL MOVIES. SAY NIGGER RIGHT NOW OR FUCK OFF

wtf 'postironic' is

It's decent fantasy. You'll especially appreciate it if you have a love for the writing from 80 or so years ago.

>le pakito papalo indian funny manxD

stick to YA

how butt blasted can you get?

I do.. I found a nice old copy of boyh that and King solomons mines as well as dracula in my auntys library and she is happy to loan me one of 3 as i havent read them but not all 3 at once...

you seem cool, what's your steam?

>tfw I will never be this mad.

I read it when I was a kid. I liked it then; don't know how it how it would hold up if I read it now though.

>when the meth hits

I remember fondly reading Jules Vernes as a child, by the roaring flames of the fireplace, whilst my father twiddles his rod, inserting his boney, elongated, cold finger deep into my anus. I enjoyed the way my prostate throbbed, and the way which my little friend would make my pants warm with excitement.

Jules Verne is a great writer. Around the world in 80 days is my favorite. My father enjoyed how I wrapped my voluptuous lips around his hairy, putrid smelling uncut penis as he regaled me with the Mr. Fogg's and Monsieur Passepartout's tales of globetrotting.

what the fuck does postironic even mean?

Why don't you shove post irony UP MY ASS

heh... sure thing, kid...

*unsheathes cock*

You'll enjoy it if you learn to enjoy the lists of species. Like Adam naming the animals in Eden.

Big influence on Georges Perec.

Somehow I find that irritating; you can't just take all 3 and return them but she trusts you to just take one?

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excuser me but you forgot lvl. 0: metairony whic his where i am now and i am on FLEEK you are a loser dont embarass ME with this post again or any others like it

you're a RAT! Rat check! we have exposed a low-down rat...I respect Honour!

Yes m8 its rad. Verne missed a brilliant chance to utilise Stockholm Syndrome however and it stills annoys me.

Skip From Earth To The Moon. Shit.

>Verne missed a brilliant chance to utilise Stockholm Syndrome however

what

the hostages began to like nemo after a while

I see it as doing something with a sense of sarcasm or irony, but then finding that you actually adhere to it sincerely.

As in a postironic faggot is someone who started off joking about feminine cocks and traps, then started fapping to traps and twinks, but still continues to joke about them as a testament to his security in his acknowledgement that he's gay or bi-sexual.

Raises an interesting question - do you think pre-modern molestation was worse than current molestation because uncles/fathers/priests/etc. were less likely to have washed their cocks?

:^)

>Is x worth reading?
>>>/QTDTOTT/

...exactly? Bar Based Ned