Caring what europe thinks of your literature

>caring what europe thinks of your literature

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>caring so little you make a thread about it

Hey Europeans look at me!
Look at how much I don't care about you!
Over here, me with the beard, look how I totally don't care about your opinions.
What do you think of that eh?
Save it, I don't care lol

More like
>caring about what people aged over 16 think of your literature

In 1850 america pretty much said to europe "thanks for the literature, we'll take it from here."

Is one user reposting an entire screencap or am I having the phattest deja vu ever?

I like you, user, because you're right.

By 1865 it was over. Whitman delivered the knockout.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneers!_O_Pioneers!

He just starts talking shit about 8 lines in and doesn't let up.

*you're

"America is the cultural top of the world, and my books are viewed in Europe as realistic critiques of America—at least by those Europeans who worship and loathe America equally and wish they were Americans and wonder why they’re not the height of culture for the entire world."

t. ernesto hemingway, the biggest euroboo in american history who was so unamerican that he would rather live in commie cuba than go home and was literally proven to be a kgb recruit

thats ok because faulkner was better anyway :^)

then america grabbed the literature out of europe's hands, made a run for it, got like twenty meters away and then stumbled and tripped and swayed and like plummeted head first into a puddle.
Europe came up slowly, got the literature back and asked "are you okay".
America said yeah, don't worry, this is water.

This post made me really glad I'm not a European

Why is it that first post is typically the best post? It's the strangest thing.

OP completely BTFO btw.

You can't upvote on this website, friend.

Americans are good, but they can't think the grand metaphysical questions.

They can ponder them but their originality is limited.

The only fully original thing that has come out of American literature is Moby Dick. That book is so strange, bizarre yet captivating and magical, that I still can't understand how an American wrote it.

>they can't think the grand metaphysical questions
You should probably learn how to speak English before opining on English-language literature.

>that one corny cunt who needs to meme about Reddit every single second

Jog the fuck on, lad.

And a downvote for you as well, good sir

>corncobby chronicles
>good

>more cornball shit

nice1

;)

keep going

ur str8 killin it

>ugh, bad post. gotta voice my opinion somehow, but I don't wanna take the trouble to explain it

lol savage

keep going

here it comes

damn u a real one

keep going

...

another classic

u arent a blatant newreader trying too hard to board culture at all

I have literally no idea what you just said. Have a downvote

i gave you multiple chances to actually have a personality but you are just too boring. bye newreader.

later reddit

A prize of 1,000,000 Euros was to be awarded to the first person to discover a horse with black and white stripes like a zebra.

The German thought it'd be best to spend weeks in the National library researching horses with black and white stripes.

The Englishman went straight to a shop that specialises in hunting gear, bought all the equipment necessary, and set off for Africa in his quest for the strange creature.

The Frenchman bought himself a horse, painted it black and white, and tried to argue the officials.

The Spaniard went to the best restaurant in Madrid, ordered an expensive meal for himself with a fine bottle of wine. After the meal he ordered an expensive Havana cigar and a Napoleon brandy, sat in a luxurious arm-chair in the hotel, and began to consider what he would do with the 1,000,000 Euros once he had found this remarkable horse with black and white stripes.

i don't get it

Moral of the story, Germans are autistic.

Germans overthink things, Englishmen are analytic fools looking for answers that aren't there, the French are sly cunts that sophist their way out of things and the Spaniards are lazy cunts that spend money they don't have PAY DEBTS

I expected a different ending though. Not sure which one.

While the others are stereotypes, the joke is, ultimately, about the Spanish.

>Europe is a person

Oh stop with this meme you giant fucking faggot.