Pick up a book by a gay writer

>pick up a book by a gay writer
>his depiction of straight relationships and women is completely unrealistic and naive

Give an example of this

Name some examples please, and go into detail about why they are unrealistic.

ITT nobody actually knows what a relationship between a man and woman is like

the man leads, the woman follows. it's simple, really.

>i identify as cuckservative

the only cuck is you for treating your woman (>implying you even have one) as an equal

women are like children and should be treated as such

I bet you have a lot of friends

Anything by Mishima, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Foucault, Genet, the list goes on...

yeah, actually. i have lots of male friends because i act like a man and not a nu-male cuck.

lol this lad's gonna be "leading" then turn around to find his woman's left him miles ago

>Foucault
>implying

and they are all women

nice analogy, you a fan of DFW too? :)

In only 5 minutes you managed to get into a pretty heated argument, good one, Veeky Forums.

ITT: cucks

le whacky Veeky Forums does it again lmao xD

So many friends that you shitpost on Veeky Forums

it was his analogy not mine and no I am not why are you smiling at me

>>pick up a book by a gay writer
>>his depiction of straight intercourse never includes any buttsex

>whacky with an h
You've gone too far this time

I thought Swan in Love was pretty realistic

>pick up a book by a gay writer
>its OPs diary

>pick up a book by a gay writer
>it's the greatest poetry collection of all time

dohohoho fukn REKD

Holy moley

>pick up a book by a gay writer
>it's better and infinitely more creative than any book by a straight writer

You could have just gone to R9K for an unrealistic and naive depiction of straight relationships and women. Why waste the money on a book?

How come whenever Veeky Forums talks about homosexuality everyone gets super defensive?

homofofia

Does anyone have that picture saved of the greatest books by gay writers?

Yeah and how about you, only battyman call people gay so

no u, pussy!

Why would you post this?

>pick up a book by autist writer
>his depiction of anatomy and little girls is completely unrealistic and naive

>pick up a book by DFW
>nothing ever happens

Are you calling me gay?! I'm not gay. I'm the straightest guy around. So what if I like to read books about sweaty glossy men flexing in the sunlight. I'm not gay, fuck you.

>write book by gay author
>the gay author is me
>it's really just a veiled examination of my own secret fantasies

is this a new epic meme???!??!?!?!?!
oh god i hope so i just FUCKING love memes!!!!!!

>has been on Veeky Forums for 2 days
>tries his hand at irony

im only being ironic ironically dude

hey man i think i'm gonna publish this in the journal of sarcastic Veeky Forums posts do i have your permission

where can i take a look at this journal?

Veeky Forums can be so confusing sometimes.

Remember the world of cis white males is simple and happy and nothin ever goes rong. Only brave minortys like homosexuals have real problems, we r strong do. Bye

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How would you know?

>pick up a book by an aspie
>every character is holden caulfield

>Palahniuk
This was immediately who I thought of when I read the OP. I used to read his shit in high school before he came out and it was completely obvious he was gay.

In what way?

I mean what about it makes you think he is gay?

nice

The Picture of Dorian Gray

underrated

All the "hot sliders" in Choke is my guess

You'll never understand it if you've never been with a woman.

>mfw I've been with a woman but never read anything by a gay writer (unless you count the greeks)

rollin next book
1. v
2. ulysses
3. moby dick
4. freakonomics
5. tbk
6. disquiet
7. point counterpoint
8. house of the dead
9. death of cristianism

>>the man leads, the woman follows. it's simple, really.
this
the man leads the woman to her bulls.

Leaves of grass isn't that good

>incredibly mad, for no discernable train

Lucky roll. Before I saw what you got I was about to say dump the roll and read Moby-Dick because you should've read it by now.

>pick up a book by a gay writer
>he describes male characters as "attractive"

I don't know what you mean

The Greeks were not gay.

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