Daily routine thread

lmao i fucked your """"jenny"""" tomorrow. check her vaginer, my """""milky way bits"""" are still there :)))

how old are you? fucking old piece of shit, how does it feel to be a wrinkly piece of shit, old man faggot hahahahah faggot faggot fag this fag that

ur gon die b4 me and u are a balding short-dicked man

user, I'm not a man.

Oh, I'm sorry, then. Will you be my mommy?

Would you let me lick your asshole and pussy

I'm pretty sure you're that gal who posts picture of a bookshelf with loads of japanese literature in bookshelf threads.

never change, Veeky Forums

omggg a female?!?!?! let me fuck ur pussi ok???

The retard is strong in this one.

women can get cucked too, no?

I am! Probably aren't that many married women on here.

Soon I might be known as the user with the absurdly large children's lit collection.

Not by the literal definition? maybe if you're talking about childless step-mothers

your life seems far to serene for someone who regularly browses Veeky Forums

what's it called when a married woman's husband fucks another guy/girl

How old are you? I didn't know women go on this board, let alone Veeky Forums. You must be a trans.

yeh, if you have Veeky Forums sensibilities you ought not to have children for their own sake and the world's sake

they're called cuckqeauns, i believe

>Wake up at 9
>Shitpost, read and watch videos until the girlfriend wakes up
>Get tired of waiting, wake her up
>Have sex, get coffee
>Study for my exams, write essays
>Cook lunch, eat lunch, drink beer
>Read whatever I'm reading at the moment
>Go out to pick up food and drinks, keep shitposting
>I need to take a fucking boat to go anywhere, shitpost some more
>Get back, study, have sex maybe
>Watch videos
>Cook dinner, eat dinner
>Drink beers and wine while watching a movie with the girlfriend and random people in the dorm projector room
>Smoke some weed maybe
>Go to bed, cuddle, either read some more or watch videos, depending on my drunkenness
>Finally collapse

>even a fucking married elderly woman still can't resist turning threads into her own personal back-and-forth blogpost adventure on the basis of """accidentally""""" revealing her gender

you're like the beta version of this ubermensch

you tell em' Eliot, you tell em'

How do you know she's elderly?

Probably the quilting.

It would be more accurate to say I'm the lazy, humanities-studying stoner to his white-collarish, hyper socialized hipster I guess

Not that this post or yours hold any real merit though

still female

;;))

i wanna FUCK and SUCK a female's vagoo ;;))

>my life is worse because I choose for it to be that way. Also, I'm just cool, y'know, smoke weed, chill, fuck the system, yeh

kys

yeh yeh yeh dood sk8r boi 4lyfe do weed druggies mayne vaapppeeee brooooo im lazY bc im a depressed fagoo :))) but it's okay because im gay

>wake up
>see my husband
>knit a quilt
>post on Veeky Forums about how I'm a woman
>wait for replies
>chat with people about how I'm a woman
>wait for replies
>chat with people about other things I do, which they now care about because I'm a woman
>change my tampon
>go to bed
>another eventful day begins tomorrow

>knit a quilt

You got a problem with that, misogymeme? Don't make me send my husband after you. His dick fits so well in my pussy, I bet his fist would fit just as good in your face.

Well, not really. I don't think my life is worse - well, you haven't even bothered to give a parameter or a reason for it being worse than the other poster outside of your personal judgement. But your essentializations, plus the fact you used ubermensch in the watered-down, simplistic Veeky Forums version tells me you're not interested in arguing, really

>wake up
>listen to the downard spiral by NIN
>cry that no one loves me
>get mad at mom for hugging me, tell her i'm too old for that shit
>go to the shop
have a panic attack
>come back
>post on r9k
>shit up Veeky Forums
>masturbate to pictures of anthropomorphic aeroplanes
>spend 20 minutes going over agruments about how it's cool
>cry
>bed

>knitting quilts
you gonna grill up some cookies while you're at it? Maybe listen to some television?

Hehe I bet he wears fedora as well :P

BTW How do I sign in so you guys know it's me? (Japanese literature girl here) It keeps saying "Anonymous"

>he

sexism much?????

>After several snooze/wake-up moments sit up in bed, light a fag and look at the slag that I porked whilst contemplating life.
>Take a line of cocaine from the Kartell Ghost Buster bedstand.
>Walk nakedly towards kitchen, admire form in every mirror that I pass.
>Put 80's British music on the antiquated B&O Beocenter 8000
>Open a new bag of beans from the local roaster down the street, grind them up in the Mazzer Robur before pulling a shot on my La Marzocco GS3, admire face in reflection of Italian bean machine.
>Put on the robe I stole from Plaza Athénée,
>Drink several cups of espresso and smoke several fags on the balcony overlooking the people walking their dogs in the park and the cars in the streets going by and contemplate life.
>Go to library to sit on my Corbusier LC4
>Have a nice tug thinking about the fit gash that I plastered last night.
>Have maid make breakfast for said clunge.
>Go to shower.
>Piss in shower.
>Apply products, Aesop and Clinique mostly.
>Stare at wardrobe in the walk-in-closet for 30min. contemplating different fits but always going for the full SLP uniform every time.
>Go outside, step in the red Porsche 930 Turbo my dad left me and drive to restaurant 400m away.
>Order brunch, don't eat anything, just drink wine, whilst starring intensely at other people till they look away and contemplate life.
>Drive back home.
>Browse Veeky Forums & Veeky Forums

Such is life, I need to do something constructive with it though.

tl;dr

>tl;dr
In short, he wanted to say "I'm a fag".

tl;dr

pasta

cheapest b8

>tl;dr
>"me good"

not even remotely bait. the fact you think it's bait shows how far gone you are.

420 amirite xDXDXDXD

b8 again.

faggot.

That's not me. I'm Your shitposting is getting cheaper.

i need to establish a routine

i just graduated from college and don't have a full time job yet. i fall into a depression state when my days are unstructured. i feel aimless and stagnant.

>wake up at 11 or 12
>eat cereal or toast
>read the newspaper
>look out the front door
>take a walk
>go to a movie matinee
>listen to the radio
>watch sitcom reruns till 1
>usually fall asleep about 2

>i refuse to take any criticism, all criticism is bait
keep your head in the sand man. sure that'll work out
gud 2 know

>fall into a depression state when my days are unstructured. i feel aimless and stagnant.
Wow. This is pathetic.

>monday:
work
read
sleep

>tuesday
work
read
sleep

>wednesday
school
read
sleep

>thursday
work
read
sleep

>friday
work
read
get high
sleep

>saturday
read
get drunk
sleep

>sunday
read
sleep

b8 over and over again.
bro, you cant even think for yourself.

woah, how can i be like you?

It's my own repost.

sure. Im the queen of England.

see
until you get it, i'll ignore any posts which suggest otherwise

You don't want to be. Go join your country's military or something.

>I'll ignore..
dude. i dont give a fuck. youre a really cheap b8r

Wicked, I admire your pouty face.

You AREN'T providing criticism. You started this thing by pointing at an example of what you called "ubermensch" and, while that may be just may be a criticism or a call to better myself on said example, you proceeded by spouting meme after memee about stoners. I'm just interested to see the direction you'll take this discussion honestly.

I don't believe you.

>wake up at 8am
>if i'm awake first, wake my roommate and vice versa
>clean and dress
>meet roommate and any guests for breakfast
>pool our money and send someone to pick up breakfast if nothing is around
>discuss art and politics as we eat
>walk with my roommate down to the water before heading to work
>get to work by 9am, teach for one block most days
>go to the headmaster's office afterwards on pay days
>go for a walk by the beach before i have any errands to run
>meet my friends at a local press, drop off some material for publishing if i have any
>get lunch at the pub around half 12 or go to the library and eat there
>go to the library
>discuss poetry and philosophy with some local intellectuals and library bums for an hour or two
>go for a walk and peruse some used book stalls
>go home and write or work on the next day's lesson plan
>have a small dinner at home around 8pm
>meet some med student friends for drinks once they're off class
>head to a pub around 11pm and stay until closing
>stumble home drunk or follow some friends to the red light district
>all told be in bed by around 2am for a good 6 hours of sleep

routines are for slaves

routines are the delegating of trivial decisions to habit so that you can use your mental faculties for more important matters. they're pretty useful.

>wake up
>piss, shower
>coffee, cornflakes, Veeky Forums, reddit, news
>read 20 pages
>go on bike to hospital
>meet up with venture partners work on start-up
>go home, clean and cook
>read 40 pages
>go to some event in evening or have some friends over
>talk about life
>sleep

sounds p cozy

I'm between uni and work.

>wake up at 7 am
>shove food in face
>lay about on Veeky Forums until I take my 8:30 shit
>wash, get dressed
>psych, I have no where to go, lay around on Veeky Forums some more
>clean something, maybe apply for a few jobs
>get more tea
>Veeky Forums
>lunch
>Veeky Forums
>feel bad for being on Veeky Forums all day, apply more jobs or do chores or errands
>back to Veeky Forums
>get depressed
>read book, feel less depressed
>speed read 1/2 a book
>dinner
>Veeky Forums rest of day, maybe anime later
>realize I haven't been wearing pants
>realize it didn't matter
>maybe do my exercises, or else feel bad for not doing them
>masturbate until I fall asleep

>wake up at 6
>pray, meditate, read spiritual book, practice french
>shower
>make breakfast
>drink green tea
>take fish oil, zinc, welbutrin
>work
>run or lift weights after
>read
>listen to music
>play guitar
>watch films
>make dinner
>take magnesium, fish oil
>drink some herbal tea
>write until i'm tired
>sleep

so you just do whatever you want alll the time huh?

So you're a lesbo?

love your shelves btw

Thanks, user. I'll be getting another three half-width Billys for a different room soon.

sucks that Ikea discontinued the medium-brown color

kek

>works for an hour a day

I wish this was even remotely believable.

Anyway here is mine:

>wake up at 6am
>Read for 2 hours
>Oats for breakfast (340 calories), prepare for work
>at Work by 9
>2 boiled eggs, and a banana for lunch (250 calories)
>leave work at 5, sometimes later
>have coffee
>workout (weightlifting routine)
>Post workout smoothie (780 calories)
>random shit
>dinner (1200 calories of something)
>shitposting until 10pm.

.

6:00AM wake up, slam a coffee
6:30 go to school
12:30 lunch
2:35-4:00 Dab with a circle of friends. The school I go to is just a frat incubator for UT, so the only common ground I have with these guys is an interest in drugs.
4:00-6:00 "me" time. Usually spent reading
6:00-6:30 dinner
6:30-8:00 Studying my ass off so I can hopefully outperform all of the east Asians academic cyborgs at my school.
8:00-12:00 write or edit.

>5:30 wake up
>6:00 meditate
>6:30 breakfast
>7:00 shower
>7:30 shitpost
>8:00 write
>10:00 go to doc.
>14:00 get home, have lunch
>15:00 nap
>15:30 coffe, go to work.
>10:00 get home, supper
>11:00 shitpost here and promise myself I will try to find a publisher tomorrow.
All those feels.

I just finished this year of college (my last final was like 12 hours ago), while in college my routine was
Wake up
lay in bed
climb out of bed and make coffee
shitpost on facebook/Veeky Forums for an hour before class
go to class
come back from class, read or play a game for 5 hours
eat dinner (I'm poor as shit I can eat like 1 meal a day)
get high
read or hang with friends
listen to music
sleep

>poor as shit
>wastes money on weed and man child games

Come on buddy, you don't need this.

during the school year it'd be classes/classwork instead of work but now
>wake up 73--8
>make coffee
>play fetch with dogs for few minutes or read while drinking coffee
>swim/run workout (required for my job)
>job is sitting on beach for 8 hrs
>listen to an album
>listen to 2 hours of audiobook
>listen to npr
>think of what im going to write
>go home
>make coffee and play with dogs
>read
>play tennis
>cook dinner/eat
>learn spanish
>copywrite
>read 2 hrs of literature and 30 minutes of criticism
>write
>sleep

nah I only really play civ 5, which I bought like 4 years ago. That or magic 2014

>wake up
>wash face
>brush teeth
>floss
>shit post on Veeky Forums
>eat/drink
>shit post on Veeky Forums
>nap
>shit post on Veeky Forums
>brush teeth
>floss
>shit post on Veeky Forums
>sleep
>repeat

Why do I get the feeling that describes most people here. I came to this section to find people who read books. fuck that shit im out of here

What is with all these high scale apartments having such small televisions so far away? How can anyone enjoy watching it?

>discuss poetry and philosophy with some local intellectuals and library bums for an hour or two

talking to bums k

Except for the last two lines this life sounds pretty good to me. I wish I had someone to discuss these sorts of things with every day.

>wake up at 00:00 from sleeping since 19:00
>stay awake for the entire night
>listen to music on full blast/browse Veeky Forums for 2 hours
>continue reading through the book I'm on for another two hours
>eat breakfast
>continue listening to music/browsing Veeky Forums until 6
>take a shower, get ready etc.
>take a train to the city
>go to class
>get out of class
>go to part-time job
>take the train back and be home at ~16:00
>listen to music at full blast/browse Veeky Forums for 2 hours
>read book for thirty minutes before going to bed
>lay in bed and think about killing myself
>go to sleep

This is my daily routine on weekdays. I fucking hate my life.

>try to wake up every day between 9:00-10:00
>take a shower
>eat breakfast and make coffee
>sit outside on the balcony and drink coffee while smoking cigarette
>take medication
>brush teeth, floss and mouthwash
>browse the internet with whats new and check all the interesting sources

12:00
>put up some music
>do a few lines of speed
>respond to (potential) buys online and via phone
>weigh, package and seal drugs according to buyers needs

14:00
>my guy picks up the goods between 14:00 and 16:00
>while waiting read a book, browse the internet, play some games, chat with some folk
>guy comes, talks business, gives me cash-in-hand, leaves
>make evening dinner

16:00-17:00
>light exercises to warm me up
>go for a run

after that I'm free to do whatever. I can either respond to more buyers and package stuff, or call some friends over, play some guitar, do some drugs, take a walk outside, read a book etc. Dinner is between 19:00 or 21:00.

23:00-0:00
>take meds
>go to sleep

>nobody got it ...

>wake up at 9
>shitpost on vier-chan while eating cereal
>take a shower
>find the slightest motive to cross the city in subway
>read in the subway
>Go to main campus to draw or keep reading.
>go to clases at 3pm
>end classes at 10pm
>head back to my apartment
>Jam some loud music with my roommate
>do homework
>eat dinner
>play vidya or watch a movie
>sleep