I think I'm Kierkegaard. What should I do

I think I'm Kierkegaard. What should I do

take a leap of faith and fuck off to /soc/

nice hair user

get some vitamin E you greasy faggot

get a haircut or style it

try Veeky Forums or r/SkincareAddiction

Have faith

Get a chin implant

Blow your trust fund on a vendetta against some random newspaper, then die at 43.

>post his face
>user

That sounds like one hell of a ride.

Get over your onitis

Try listen to music other than Don Giovanni

That was the one thing you can't argue against Kierkegaard for, the man had impeccable taste in music.

what the hell is onitis?

i want to run my fingers thru your hair while you suck my dick

You're better off pretending to be Corey Haim, faggot.

kek

Realise that Kierkegaard was a pussy who wrote books about under a false name because O LAWD Jesus would be mad if he'd seen people walk the path from the church to intellectualism.
Of course,if Veeky Forums was a personification of a philosopher I'd argue that philosopher would be Kierkegaard. Afterall,we are all unified by alienation.

Go fuck Regine Olsen's corpse

You look like you probably browse Reddit.

Reddit is a more bitter place than I thought.

What's wrong with browsing reddit.

Welcome to Veeky Forums

The Excuse me mang but do you really know why we hate reddit?
>we

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm a meme and what is this

Nothing. It's f*cking epic. In fact most people on Veeky Forums probably browse both sites. They are just afraid to admit it.

Go back to Plebdick.

>f*cking epic

kill yourself

>can't detect sarcasm with a handy dandy /s
you already know where you should go

>can't detect sarcasm
>SARCASM

Just blew your own cover.

Grow a mustache.

kek it's actually oneitis

did beckett let you borrow that shirt or did you take it without asking

you have kierk's empty stare down pat but besides that and the hair i don't see it

>reddit
>it's f*cking epic
ha ha he he

You have a mouth like Elliot Smith.

I'm not gay but if I was a girl I'd fucking suck your dick and ride you until your flushed and sighing hard.

>f*cking epic

kill you'reselv

Teleologically suspend the ethic.

The ladies love Kierkegaard.
Go hang around your local philosophy department, casually reading a copy of Either-Or, staring dreamily into the distance every now and then and the fangirls will be all over you.

*Lady
*Loved

Until he stood her up like a fucking retard.