Need some good math jokes or puns to post around teachers classroom

>Go up to QT math grill
>Say "Can I have help with my Calc 2"
>"Can you help teach me how to integrate my natural log?"
>Get da pusi
>Profit

Two statisticians go duck hunting. A duck takes off and they both fire, one wide right one wide left. The turn and high five because on average they hit it.

Too many poles in the right hand plane
Control theory is pretty pure math dude.

Was looking for alternative tellings and found this one:
Why does Polish Airlines have such bizarre seating arrangements in their aircraft?
> Everyone knows that poles in the right half plane are unstable.

A mathematician, lawyer and accountant are arguing whether its better to have a wife or a mistress.

Lawyer: Mistress because when it ends there is no messy divorce.

Accountant: Wife for the tax deduction.

Mathematician: One of each.

Lawyer/Accountant: What?

Mathematician: Yeah, so you can tell each that you are with the other and go to the office and work.

German poster detected

Nope American nice guess though.

>not having everyone in the center aisle so you can do barrel rolls

Why do mathematicians often confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

That one makes no sense. You don't know what quantum computers do, nor what mathematicians do, either.

is that way