I found this in my 9 year old brother's school folder

I found this in my 9 year old brother's school folder.

What books should I get him?

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The Bible

>my life is perfect
>except for this and that
This is lovely. Put him in touch with me and I'll be his editor.

Give him Harry Potter or Hunger Games. He's in danger of becoming a bitter outcast, so you need to turn him into a normie asap.

your brother is a literary genius

get him a pen and paper

also have him cloud atlas

that boy needs his ass cut

your brother is called Griffin? are your parents hippies? is your name Moonbeam or something?

also
>how are we alive

the magic of reality by richard dawkins

>inb4 a thousand shitposts about dawkins accompanied by pictures of hats

"Sophie's World" by Jostein Gaarder.

give him a hug

>zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance

...

this tbqh senpai

straight into Finnegans wake IMO

jonathan livingston seagull.

first post best post

Wide Sargasso Sea

These are both good. Depending on how well a reader he is, he might like Twain or Poe. What's really important is that you facilitate his curiosity; keep him asking questions.

Get him this

Give him and then move on to Animal Farm. Maybe Poe's short stories too.

pic related

I didn't really think about things like this until I was like 19

He should read this


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The Fault in our Stars.

You're meant to be looking out for your brother, not going through his shit & posting it on Veeky Forums. You suck.

Good lord

haven't we all thought that

almost everyone I knew when I was under 10 had discussions about things like that and solipsism, its not like you start wondering about it when you are 18

The World as Will and Representation.

Awesome, give me your brothers number, I must ask his permission to put this is in my memoir at once

The Giver? I know its on some high school lists, he he it's really about middle school reading level.
How well does he read for his age? 10 is about the age where some particularly bright kids start reading well above their level iirc

Stoner, he needs an insight into what passion really looks like

his dark materials trilogy
goat kids books

Finnegans wake. not even jesting desu

Give him only Veeky Forums's meme books, and see how he grows up, how his mind will evolve, being fed the ego and it's own and finnegan's wake

Start with the Greeks

>my life is perfect
>except for this and that
This is seriously very good. Props

This for sure.

This really is the right answer

And a kiss his cheeks.

let's not go further...

this desu

little griffin.
give him some 19th century childrens literature

This

This is unironically good.. wtf

I second this.

Make him read Schopenhauer

Catcher in the Rye and The Bell Jar, the sooner your read them the sooner you grow up.

This desu senpai

(or start with the greeks)

umm, some classical fairy tales?
i reckon Andersen, or Grimms

That's not going to help him wrestle with the puzzle of existence.

>people unironically thinking this is good
lazy thoughts about existence are common in children, plebs

Call him a pleb and throw the greeks at him one by one while yelling "Start with the Greeks!".

What the fuck are you talking about? The kid should be installed as Waynflete Professor of Metaphysical Philosophy at the University of Oxford immediately. Wake up.

>The Bell Jar
>grow up

>Sophie, without the knowledge of her mother, becomes the student of an old philosopher, Alberto Knox...

is it as smutty as lolita?

No, he's right.

The end of Anna Karennina

she couldn't find a real man in her life and so she lied under a train

Agreed, kid has potential