Write the edgiest possible sentence, Veeky Forums

These bourgeois pigs will be the first on the guillotine once the revolution begins

Joyce, Shakespeare, Milton; all maggots crawling on the dead baby's corpse we call the world.

The bourgeoisie have done nothing wrong and the working class is ungrateful and unmotivated.

Emily looked really nervous. She eyed up the posters and books in our den, lagging on the Chris Hitchens shelf. We were wreathed in smoke. I passed her the joint. "God's dead, baby".

I actually prefer r/books to Veeky Forums.

It's "Hemmingway". With two "m"s.

literal cringe

As a corrupt mexican politician who bribes your own police force on the daily, would you rather lose trade with the US or flip the bill for a large construction project?

Don't respond. It's just an economically illiterate teen who's angry their geriatric socialist failed them.

elvis wasn't the king of rock and roll.

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I wish the Holocaust actually happened.

Marx was right about everything

Haha top kek

I always hated this shit comic.

the edgiest possible sentence, Veeky Forums. :^)

Reading is the highest form of faggotry.

my name is Sir Dark Blade. i am a bounty hunter of priests. i whisper in their ears and they drop to their knees shouting that god does not exist, before grabbing thieir throats and ripping out their windpipes. i tried to kill myself once, but my razor was so sharp that it cut between the atoms in my skin, thus inflicting no damage. i am a trader of the night, a traitor of the day. my mother died during childbirth because i told her to. my body and mind will destroy you with a glance. do not defy me, or i will sic my ferociraptor (a tiger crossed with a raptor) on you.

This like something a sam hyde video would say

Maman died today-- or maybe yesterday, I don't know.

10/10

fuck god

Darkness; anal obliteration, sphincter - sausage like casing, curry defacing poo into the abysmal loo.

Megagon

Taxation is theft.

There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.

mouth around my cock, my gun against her head, I pull the trigger and ask: "What's up baby, you look a little pale, are you sick?", and I got lipstick on my dick.
-some Swedish singer

OP is a fag

I'm voting for Trump

>my mother died during childbirth because i told her to
10/10

Nothing personal, kid.

*teleports behind you*

"It's kind of nice to see that the world's finally placing sex with fleshtoys and dildos above intercourse since it's been statistically proven that fornication leads to an increase of physical violence and corruption of ethics." John said, as he jacked off into the mouth of his adolescent fembot.

personnel*

Having children is immoral

My posture was consciously congruent to the shape of my seat.

jwz, is that you?

kill both yourself and your family

God isn't dead, he is Satan's bitch.

>the nettles of this cruel world tear my soul asunder and cause my essence to coagulate in the cold mud, as would blood from some primal and loathsome beast.

They say that there's nothing left. Lies. Nothing is still here.

The black book stood as a monolith in front of Gavin: it was a work of utter shit, piss, and baby cum: The Holy Bible
Gavin picked up his blunt, feeling it in his hands like a child.
His child.
Reluctantly, he tossed that fucking blunt into the white pages of the black book.
Oh sweet misery, pouring out pain from every star of the galaxy.
And with one murmur, Gavin said:
"Niggas gonna die anyway. Niggas gonna fucking die..."

I like to piss on a pile of dead babies while a live baby tries to eat its way up from the bottom, beofre I make nuns rape it with razorblade strapons.

I can't even write my edgiest sentence because I might be put on a watchlist. That's how fucked up I am.

Winner

I've recently taken up smoking since I lack the constitution for suicide.

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The baby tasted so nice, I decided to abort another. The best part was that I knew it was immoral

Yesterday I ate a whole box of icecream. Then I filled it all up with toothpaste and put it back where it was in the freezer.

More like: God's not Dead

I'm writing a book about it for bible college (:

"I'm voting for Trump because I was raped by a illegal Hispanic immigrant, it's not happening again."

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there.

Kelebihan tarf krawędź bord, reuna borde, imeall (առավելություն) Rand bohale brún ore .

I am a god among ants, my katana will burn the sky.

completely metalised children, mech army default ruin trees... lakes,.. Train k 100m/ph under the influence. OVER HEAD LIVE WIRES said gandalf the grey. Assimilationism. aboriginal political suprression; argo. SPQR henry FORD 1941 cyber:smut. ass ripping device 2prong degrading white society is easy fuckfuckgo fartpage.com Indigo_rothschild foxtrot friedman v. Keynes final act. CYBORG 21 carnage shaft, unconsented insertion of mindwipe probuscis. Red space, evil universe. Long jaunt. What kind of horrors are out there in the stars. Human evolution in 3 acts: someo. Sex corruption. 101101 in the yr 2358 botox-zombies perform liposuctions on their pray SOCIAL EXPERIMENT : spikes installed in all baby prams. Randomly activated once a month for a year then never happens again. rage machines let loose in night time LA, insert metal into flesh of homeless to violently kill them. sex doles for NEETS infected with rage machine virus. TETSUO. #singularity #EVOLVE K A Z I N S K Y >trains//portable gas chambers (mass exodus). replacing organs NO NO NO DONT process completed, Brain neuron-reversing begun (FILTER SCREAMS FROM ALL CHANNELS)

Everything is fine.

It's "Hemmmingway". With three "m"s.

>Longer than a sentence
>no punctuation
>capitalization is all over the place
>incomplete sentences
>a bunch of disjointed gibberish

Robespierre is that you? Forgot your trip again...

Jesus is hitlers nigger and God is the popes faggot lover.

youtube.com/watch?v=wRQry89ZcQk

I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.

i recognize that reference

A dark fantasy novel from the early 90s about a brooding and ruthless dark elf protagonist's eternal war against humanity after his beloved wife was raped and murdered by Christian crusaders, he is aided by the forces of Beelzebub and uses blood magyk, the cover/character illustrations are by Garth Ennis or whoever did the art for the SLA Industries roleplaying games.

It's Hemmmmmingway. With four "m"s.

The werewolf threw up and died.

The moral depravity and Jewish rebellion that is at the center of the human heart in the new world of civilization is the cause of such "artists" as Shakespeare, Joyce, and, of course, let us not forget Whitman, who did more to turn humanity to the dark side than Jesus Christ - Jesus, himself, was a propagandist who attempted to make mankind believe that they were on the same level as God, the glorious center of everything who turned His back on His creation after they gave up their holy subservience to their one and only progenitor - this rebellion will eventually lead to the well-deserved death of the entire human race, who attempt to understand he universe through the evils of philosophy but are doomed to live in a world without knowledge, for all knowledge comes from Him, He who is powerful, He who is eternal, He who is all, the man who smiles at human pain, suffering, and confusion, and wishes for absurdity, and longs for death, for all these things enumerated are deserved of a poisoned race such as the human one; and who is this great creature, this beautiful occurrence of pure Order and Logic, this creator of creators, this smile at the center of the Universe, this smile that will grow in size to infinity and break into laughter, this man for whom I give the title God? His name is John "The Meme" Green.

youtube.com/watch?v=8Ty6XqzvJx0

one of his best videos

That's not edgy. That's just pretentious.

for sure, I also think this one is pretty great

youtube.com/watch?v=N5Ub55qx2wQ

Hard to top this one though
youtube.com/watch?v=OL5HIApQXrY

And when he came back to, he was flat on his back on the beach in the freezing sand, and it was raining out of a low sky, and the tide was way out.

>";"
>not ",-"

I'm gonna write a paragraph, because fuck your rules. In fact, I'm just gonna copy/paste it from a story I wrote, with a villain who I wrote as edgy as possible.

"What are you doing? Praying? To your god? How useless. Look around you. You're in my world. Your god can't reach you here. Your life is in my hands now. I could kill you on a whim, or I could let you love. If you want to pray to someone, pray to me. I'm your God now."

It's Heingway. With no "m's".

"I am going to kill all of the pigs today, that will show them my true power!"

"God ain't dead," she orgasmed. "He's just a cunt."

What a lovely message. The message, I guess you could say, slightly sullied by the fact that this fine young man sent me... one dollar. One... one dollar.

"That was the moment I realised that the nigger never put on a condom and I was going to get AIDS but at that moment I didn't care, because I loved the idea of giving my Veeky Forumsfag boyfriend the bug."

Muhammad was a pedophile and the reason it is forbidden to depict him is because he was an ugly cunt.

Ghandi pulled his dick out of the pre-teen girl and he laughed as she bled.

came here to fost phis.

2nd place: people have thought about the world too much. now it is time to transform it.

Reading translations is just reading hack translators rather than the actual author

Heh, not bad, kid. Not bad at all.

I feel like I know girls who have probably said this in that context irl

I enjoy cutting myself

This is pretty much Holdeen Caufield with no white hair

I wanted to breathe smoke.

Lol Առավելություն is the wrong kind of edge m8. It means to have the edge (or advantage) not to be edgy.

"We're not so different, you and I"