Fappable Authors

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who this

Veeky Forums is a homosexual/pedophiliac board.
Please take this thread elsewhere.

>he thinks straight normal people are posting beauvoir, mishima or highsmith
nigga read a book

me

thank you for someone actually posting a guy, this thread is disgustingly heterosexual. I unfortunately don't know any hot male authors.

Louise Erdrich

She was so sad. I just want to tell her that everything is going to be okay while penetrating her slowly and biting her ear with my lips.

Ted did that. Maybe strangle her a little while she scream for her daddy.

>this thread is disgustingly heterosexua

Am I on tumblr

>inb4 head in oven.jpg

Im not gay.

yes, you are.

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one more of Mary Karr

I want to didle her Kushner if ya kno what i meen

he gave her the crow as she whispered "nevermore"

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>author

However, i'm still stroking my dick.

She was hot when she was young, and is apparently a good teacher, but her writing is dogshit.

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Serial killer

Her body is awful, tranny like

>disgusting
>heterosexual
pick one

Top khak

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>implying that is a bad thing

why is literally no one in this thread above a C cup?

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Ayn Rand is my waifu

>all these females

you lads didn't get on with the greeks did you?

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Ah, the old "muh rights" spook. That's a classic.

Sor Juana is my litfu.

y-you forgot "no homo"

Her smile is funny on that picture. Seems she was a riot back in the day.

>lads

They're all fine, it's just your expectations are sky high..