Is this the worst book ever written?

Is this the worst book ever written?

no, this is

Bru i have owned a copy of this book for five years, and i vave never got past the first chapter. Currently. I decided to read it, but even though i have carried it with me every where i have gone for a week, i have not read a page.

Is it worth the time?

millennials

Then tell me, why does this book deserve to be regarded the way it is?

It's just not that good, bordering on awful.

if you have to ask, you'll probably never understand. i don't have the energy to bang my head against a brick wall on your behalf. dickens probably just isn't for you. best you stick to manga or whatever other shit you prefer reading

jesus holy fuck. tale of two cities. "bordering on awful". unbelievable.

Get a load of this faggot.

It's not by any stretch of the imagination bad
outdated though? yes. Doesn't mean you shouldn't read it.

fuck off millennial

>best you stick to manga
What is manga, is that some gen X reference?

>you'll probably never understand
no u

>he's happy to be ignorant

You said it as an insult

And yet you know more about it than me. Going so far as to say I'm "ignorant".

If this is the worst book ever, then literature truly is a gift from God.

dis the fuckin truth

Right at this very moment, there is a Stephen King thread going on in Veeky Forums.

So no.

You are just as much of a faggot as he is. My advice: suicide.

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>paid by the word

Fuck dickens tb h

People don't like Dickens on Veeky Forums because he doesn't cater to angsty young men

That would be pride and prejudice. British 'literature' is a giant heap of shit prose, boring stories and bland characters

Why do people like you always assume it must have to do with some sex based issue?

What?

You've not read anything I've self-pubbed...

ARE YOU KIDDINGS ME???

>Is this the worst book ever written?
No, try the Bible. It moralizes incest and tribalism. It is written in the desert-tongue. The heroes of it are wicked and depraved lunatics.

It was the best of books, it was the worst of books.

You are indeed not, being kidded.
>in the desert-tongue
Racist.

Those who can't discuss philosophy, discuss politics.

One, that's not true for several reasons.

And two, I, nor anyone else here, is discussing politics.

I'm not sure why you felt the need to say that?

Oh, but it is true... for "several reasons."

And any discussion of race relations (and especially those pertaining to viral Trump videos) is political.

kek

Ahh yes. Because race has Never ever ever been discussed in literature and philosophy.
>is that really what you're saying?

But really I don't know why you keep bringing race up. I'd like to talk about this book. Please go to /pol/ or /news/ to talk about such things.

Uhhhhhhh... pretty sure you meant "...neither I...", shitbird.

Oh my bad.

You're on fucking Veeky Forums, stop acting like a retard, you obviously know what manga is.

Never heard of it.

>>is that really what you're saying?

are you literally retarded

What's the time, Mister Dickens?!

IT IS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT IS THE BEST OF TIMES...

everyone here knows what magma is, quit acting dumb

because on this board, it usually is

I hate this board

>It's just not that good
>worst ever
I shall refer you back to