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>mom asks if I'm a pedophile
Well?

Well are you?

try not having plebeian philistine parents, faggot.

"mom fuck off. I just want to know what it's like to have a relationship with a little girl. what's for dinner? "

this

OP, man is the animal.

>buy this book
>mom asks if I'm a totalitarian anti-semitic dictator in search of lebensraum for my people
Well?

your mom is retard

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>mom asks if I raped my sister
Well?

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>mom asks if I want to resurrect Pan-Russian nationalism through a heresiarch's vision of eastern orthodox mysticism and autocracy
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>mom asks if I want to win friends and influence people
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>mom asks if I am an ultrasuccesful disabled asexual man drawn into gay relationships only due to a lifetime of sexual and emotional abuse by everyone I know
Well?